What would you write in your dating site profile??

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Okay, if I had a dating site profile (I don't want to have one but hypotetically speaking) it would look like this:

Nickname: AuralSex123

Real name: Carter

Familiy name: Carter

Eyes: Brownish gray

Sexual orientation: Straight

Hair: Straight

Sex: Male

Drive: Yes

Sex Drive: Yes, that too.

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What would YOURS look like ?

Is it meant to be serious or humorous? (Sorry I am always confused about when something is serious or not, please don't take offence)

I wouldn't have a serious dating profile, even if I was single. I just wouldn't know what to say. If I was really honest it would probably look like this:

Nickname: Silky
Real name: Secret
Familiy name: As above
Eyes: Green
Sexual orientation: Straight
Hair: Thick
Personality: As above
Drive: No.
Sex Drive: Definitely not, that would be very dangerous - particularly on a motorway.

I don't have a dating profile but if I did, it would look something like this:
Nickname: 90s-Lovin-Man
Real Name: N/A
Family Name: N/A
Eyes: Round and Blue
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Hair: Brown and Short
Sex: Male
Drive: No
Sex Drive: It's certainly there when it's needed.

Name
Sherlock Holmes.

Nickname
Sherlock Holmes

Gender
Male

Eyes
Stary and freaky

Hair
Black

Sexual orientation
Asexual

Drive
Yes

Sex drive
I said I am asexual.

Okay, just horsing around.

Interests : Anatomy, National Socialism, Knots and Ropework.

Have you considered BDSM?

Well Idk if you mean drive as in motivation or drive as in the ability to operate a motor vehicle. I guess it don't matter the answer is the same.

Nickname: Metaldanielle
Real name: If you can't figure it out, don't message me.
Gender: female
Eyes: brown
Hair: like a brunette in a hair commercial.
Sexual orientation: straight
Drive: no
Sex Drive: healthy

How about sex drive? As in motivation for sex, or the ability to operate a... (umm... never mind. )

Lol this thread is humorous, but it's also half srs. I guess you can choose whether to write real stuff or funny stuff. TBH I am surprised at ppl actually writing their entire real stuff/details in a profile, but then again I was never on a dating site.

Daniellle: LOL. You're into metal?

Ok, here's mine...

Real name: Jessie
Familiy name: Jackson
Eyes: None
Sexual orientation: Northwest
Hair: Purple deathhawk
Gender: Not sure
Drive: I have a car.
Sex Drive: I have a car...

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That.... TOTALLY matches your profile picture, "Jessie".

There wouldn't be anything written on a dating site for me. It's not my thing.

Lol I woulda made a sex drive joke, but Silky beat me to it.

Chummy, I do but I mostly like mixed-genre music. I like metal crossed w/ other stuff. And I don't like the harder sub-genres.

Nickname: BigPoppaBlueBalls

Real name: Mike

Familiy name: Hunt

Eyes: Baby Blue/ Bloodshot Red (Depending how late in the afternoon it is.)

Sexual orientation: Chicks

Hair: No Thank You (Shaven Only)

Sex: Yes please

Drive: Illegally

Sex Drive: I live for dogging