Sara is so mean... I talked to her at school Friday and I was going to ask her out and she said, "Don't even think of asking me out, you little worm!"
"Why?" I asked.
"Because you're, like, too short. There must not ,like, be a single 7th grader in the world shorter than you. Also, you're, like, too ugly. I just don't like it when you look at me. And finally, you're, like, too smart for your own good! Not to, like, mention how weird you are. It's like, totally not 'in' to go out with short, ugly, weird, and smart boys. Take it from me, Christopher. No girls will ,like ,ever be friends with you, or go out with you. And when you get ,like, older, the only girl who would ever marry you would be, like, a total kookus maximus."
You have no idea how much that hurt my feelings. And I'M NOT UGLY! AND I AM NOT A WORM! I AM A HUMAN BEING!
This is making me depressed...
Why did Sara say all these horrible things to me? Some of them aren't even true! Why don't girls want to go out with me? Why can't they just turn me down politely instead of making a big speech about how short and ugly and smart and weird I am? If you know, please tell me.
Yours Truly,
Christopher Grills