Girl dates me for being nice to her: Matrix glitch report.

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Excuse me, I'm not sure if this is the right forum or not, but I want to report this very bizarre glitch in the Matrix.

I was just minding my own business one day when there was this girl needing some help with her studies. So being the Nice Guy (TM) that I am, I decided to help her out cause it tends to solidify my understanding of a topic when I explain it to other people.

Well, after the class was done she invited me to go to a picnic with her and eventually revealed that she liked me. When I asked her one of the things she liked about me, she said that she was incredibly swayed by how generous and intelligent I was. Nobody else in the class was willing to help her even when she offered to pay, and I helped her while rejecting payment due to the fact that I was only a student and couldn't guarantee that I understood the topic properly.

What makes this even weirder is that it's been going on for about 3 months now! Baffling. I didn't have to smack her ass or flirt with her friends or make fun of her nails or anything! You guys should probably get on top of this glitch pronto before anyone gets hurt.

Has she rode you yet? I hope so.

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Did you help her out of the hope that she'd sleep with you are did you do it out of the genuine kindness of your heart? If it's the former then you are a Nice Guy(TM), If it's the latter then you are a "kind" guy and that's very good.

Based on your post, it seems like you by the ignorant streotype that a girl only likes a guy who treats them like dirt. That's just stupid. This girl isn't as much of a glitch as you might think.

She likes you because of other qualities not just because you were being nice.

That's the Matrix system, Nice Guy TM is the glitch.

I'm a little too subtle in my sarcasm sometimes.

Did you like her in the first place, too? She might have picked up some signal.

Every girl is different. People here get so obsessed with sorting people into systems.

Nah mate, sorry. You must be hallucinating the whole thing. I have it on good account from various people here that this sort of thing just doesn't happen!

Admit, you went all alpha, beat your chest like a bear pounding its mighty thorax (sorry for that anatomical incorrectness, wasp issues are clouding my mind) threw her over your shoulder and then, well, we can guess.

It must have been for your ravishing good looks, your 6ft6 frame and your bank balance. Get real.

^ I was wearing that shirt that REALLY accentuates my figure when I first met her. You could be onto something.

Me being nice to her was only correlated with her going out with me! Obviously. Correlation does not imply causation!

Oh that shirt, yeah, I know what you mean. The one with Goofy and Daffy Duck on, it's just a babe magnet isn't it.

Hey, I'm happy for you. Hope everything goes well. She got the opportunity to see that you were a nice, caring person inside - great.

Oh no, the ointment has a fly. Noooo!

Quick dude, start a new thread, we'll get you sorted before nightfall yet!

What's the problem then?

I and a lot of girls I know only go out with the nice guys. I can confess that I've fallen for a couple of bad ones in my life, but that was purely their ridiculously good looks, I never appreciated their behaviour.

I still don't get the logic about having to treat a girl badly to get her like you. I see nothing good coming from it.

Well done and all the best with it, Shau.