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Honey, I need you the way President Bush needs English courses... God, the leader of the free world should know how to congregate commonly used verbs...
Honey, I need you the way John Kerry needs oratory lessons... he's not perceivably better than Bush...
Honey, I need you the way Ralph Nader needs a newspaper... if he's in charge of the environmental movement than the oil barons and whalers have practically won...
lmao I love how those are so ridicuously verbose.