Nope, I'm pretty sure I've never met you. Kidding, BTW. I have no idea of your hotness or creepiness. But I do remember this one very strange guy....
I was at a grubby little nightclub where a lot of punk bands played. He had long red hair, which was just massively fascinating to me, but he had a very cruel face. And he was very well-proportioned bodily but he was tall, and thus intimidating. He had two women sitting on his lap and when I really looked at them, I realized they were 2 girls I'd gone to middle school with that I hadn't seen in 10 years. Everybody in school thought they were twins but they were cousins. That night, I was kinda weirded out by the way they looked. They were beautiful but empty, like their minds had been wiped.
He noticed me staring and grinned a very sick-looking grin. I decided to go outside for a little while.
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Lonely is an eyesore."