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29 Sep 2006, 8:17 pm

3.Dryhump
2.kiss
1.hold hands


I always wanted 2 hold hands with a girl (i allready have, with my senior "girlfriend")



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29 Sep 2006, 8:22 pm

wow, our lists don't match at all.


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29 Sep 2006, 11:28 pm

u no wut rly botherz me? wen ppl dnt Uz prpr grmmr wen tlkng on da WWW. I hate 2 B a dck, but I cnt stnd wen ppl Uz "2" not "to" I no this isnt spposed 2 b Nglish clas, but I dont like Bing made dumb evry time I read a post.

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29 Sep 2006, 11:43 pm

werbert wrote:
u no wut rly botherz me? wen ppl dnt Uz prpr grmmr wen tlkng on da WWW. I hate 2 B a dck, but I cnt stnd wen ppl Uz "2" not "to" I no this isnt spposed 2 b Nglish clas, but I dont like Bing made dumb evry time I read a post.

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what are you talking about


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29 Sep 2006, 11:50 pm

JimmyNeurtonRules wrote:
I always wanted 2 hold hands with a girl (i allready have, with my senior "girlfriend")

I was making a mountain out of a molehill, as usual. I dislike when people use shortcuts like the following:
2=to
u=you
ppl=people
It just irks me.



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29 Sep 2006, 11:51 pm

werbert wrote:
JimmyNeurtonRules wrote:
I always wanted 2 hold hands with a girl (i allready have, with my senior "girlfriend")

I was making a mountain out of a molehill, as usual.


Stop it.


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29 Sep 2006, 11:58 pm

alex wrote:
werbert wrote:
JimmyNeurtonRules wrote:
I always wanted 2 hold hands with a girl (i allready have, with my senior "girlfriend")

I was making a mountain out of a molehill, as usual.


Stop it.


What? I hate l33tspeak too. I think it is a vile debasement of English, and should be shot, immolated, and buried in a coffin with a stake through it's heart. :twisted:


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30 Sep 2006, 12:14 am

sry :oops:


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30 Sep 2006, 12:57 am

I'd like to do these three things, in that order.
1. Make out.
2. Have hot sex.
3. Smoke a cigaratte.



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30 Sep 2006, 1:23 am

TheBladeRoden wrote:
sry :oops:


We need an anti-l33tpeak witch-hunt! I'll get the fire burning..... :twisted:


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30 Sep 2006, 1:34 am

A little qualifier, I don't mind some l33tspeak abbreviations being used if there is an appropriate usage (ie using "WTF?" instead of the more vulgar full phrase, or using IMO, IMHO, and IMNSHO). But using numbers and skipping vowels is the tool of Verbum Diabolus! The most evil of the minor Devil Pantheon!


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30 Sep 2006, 5:20 am

werbert wrote:
u no wut rly botherz me? wen ppl dnt Uz prpr grmmr wen tlkng on da WWW. I hate 2 B a dck, but I cnt stnd wen ppl Uz "2" not "to" I no this isnt spposed 2 b Nglish clas, but I dont like Bing made dumb evry time I read a post.

Thx.

Yes. It seems perfectly well suited to the fast paced setting of the chat room, and maybe even IM, but when posting to a board, you have the time to use complete spellings and even run a spell check. If you think you don't have time, think harder. :lol:

(If you don't have the patience, please confine yourself to the Kid's Crater and/or Adolescent Forum. :wink: )

Probably. P*R*O*B*A*B*L*Y. Probably. Not prolly. Probably. :nerdy:


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30 Sep 2006, 6:14 am

3. f**k her anally.
2. Do arse-to-mouth after the arse f**k.
1. Make her swallow my sperm. 8)


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30 Sep 2006, 8:23 am

alex wrote:
werbert wrote:
I was making a mountain out of a molehill, as usual.


Stop it.


Votes may not count here, but I'll side with Werbert.

While doing my best to allow people respect for their preferences,
I would like to register mine:
that compacted "texting" is about as pleasant to my eye
as a compacted wisdom tooth is to my jaw.

If people would like to be nice to me, I would much appreciate conventional English, with capitals and punctuation.
(American spelling I comprehend, with only the slightest twinge of regret.)



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30 Sep 2006, 9:32 am

I be just one white boy, but I don't think werbert's post was the most offensive thing I've seen on wrong planet.


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30 Sep 2006, 9:40 am

MrMark wrote:
Yes. It seems perfectly well suited to the fast paced setting of the chat room, and maybe even IM, but when posting to a board, you have the time to use complete spellings and even run a spell check. If you think you don't have time, think harder. :lol:

(If you don't have the patience, please confine yourself to the Kid's Crater and/or Adolescent Forum. :wink: )

Probably. P*R*O*B*A*B*L*Y. Probably. Not prolly. Probably. :nerdy:


I think this is the most negative post I have ever seen from MrMark