Ha! I can't believe you actually did this.
Aspie male attractiveness= Their inability to see how cute they actually are. I like their clumsiness and brilliant minds. Their obliviousness to reality is especially endearing. Give me a great mind over muscles any day. What really turns me on is a unique facial expression coupled with a violent attack of the willies down under. 
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As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other.
-Pythagoras