What's your dream boyfriend criteria?

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He must have a CHARISMA, be smart, hard-working, at least a bit positive and witty. May be a bit edgy, but in a good way - no anarchist or terrorrist Pretty, low voice is also prefered. Even if it is not that important.

I like a cute, sweet guy who can understand and tolerate my weird quirks, and one that I can laugh with, can have fun with

Sweet and caring
Shy and sensitive
Love cats
Old fashioned
Monogamous and faithful
Down to earth
Low libido
Romantic

I wish I had enough options to make a list as detailed as some of you ladies.

I like what my mom had to say, on dating at my age:

"Here's what you look for:

HIV Status - negative
Personal Cash Flow - positive."

Hee!

Someone who is funny, loyal, considerate, passionate and sexually compatible.

Money doesn't interest me in the slightest.

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My filter criteria are mainly hygiene-related.

Must not smoke or get drunk or take drugs
Must floss teeth several times a day
Must wash his stinky man parts

Most men do not fulfill these three criteria so they get eliminated straight away. Don't like stinky men.

Then we progress to:

Must like slow kissing
Must like copious amounts of hugging
Must be tolerant of AS and not fill the house with strangers or try to force me to go out
Must not mind my dog sleeping in my bed

Non-essential things:

Will hopefully not be too much taller than me
Will hopefully drive a car because I can't
Will hopefully not have a huge extended family that he will force me to meet
etc
etc

Oh I could go on all day but I don't suppose anyone's interested except me, so I'll spare you the boredom of reading.

Must Be:

Artist (of any kind)
Understanding
Non-smoker (marijuana is OK)
Knowledgeable
Consume films and music that isn't all plucked from TV ads.

Extra Wants:
Non-materialistic.
Taller than me (I'm 5'9")
Not very overweight.
Not overly attractive.
Vegetarian or vegan.
Has an accent that is different from my own. Anything from an English accent, to German, to Michigan. Whatevs
Lets me say things like whatevs.

Gentle, Kind
Likes Doctor Who
and Disney World

I'm guessing by "several times a day", you mean three or more times a day, right? You're asking for too much here, lol. I don't know any person (man or woman) who does this unless he/she has OCD or something.

I personally have only flossed once or twice in my lifetime.

I'm kinda' glad someone mentioned this one. I may floss daily to remove any stinky bits and prevent serious cavities like my sister has (black and rotting out of her head! YUCK!!)

Several times a day would do more harm than good... damaging the gums, etc. Diminishing returns... if you haven't eaten/drank anything other than water, there's no point to floss again. Is there a reason you want it so much??

Yes I do have mild OCD when it comes to hygiene habits. I do not like it when men walk around with huge lumps of rotting food stuck between their teeth and then bizarrely seem to think that their mouths are desirable enough to be kissed.

Likewise I do not like it when men do not bother to wash their private parts and then bizarrely seem to think that their *ahem* smells nice enough to....*ahem.*

My ex did not floss at all and frankly it was disgusting.

If people have teeth that are very close together they can probably get away with flossing once or twice a day, but if you have big gaps between your teeth it just looks absolutely DISGUSTING when you smile at somebody and flash a mouthful of plaque at them. I really don't want to see that. It's gross. I really don't understand why so many people don't seem to care if their mouths are full of plaque. They really should floss after eating a meal.

Everyone has their own personal criteria for what they want (that's the whole point of this thread) and if you don't agree with mine, fair enough. You don't agree. Nonetheless it remains unchanged.

I do not like men with stinky mouths, and I do not want to be kissing their leftovers!

Edit: just to clarify, I didn't mean people should floss their teeth if they haven't eaten anything! There would be no point to that. I just meant flossing after meals.

6-4. black hair and eyes, olive skin, 11 inches below. Uncut. Decisive, caring, romantic, understanding, brave, smart, cares for me more than anything else. Capable. 20 inch biceps. 6 pack. Goody trail. Military or paramilitary experience. Confidence in me. Sees equality in me but also sees the chance for being a gentleman.

::swoon::

^ And they said MY criteria were unrealistic?

Yours are....very specific.

Which is fair enough, I suppose. This thread is all about dreaming, so you might as well dream about every last detail...

Between 4 ft 11 and 5 ft 10 loves anime very affectionate and has a high sex drive!