Would you consider having sex with a 3 headed red duck ?

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Would you consider having sex with a 3 headed red duck ?

oh, HELL yeah !	28%	[ 7 ]
I need to change my underwear just from thinking about it !	16%	[ 4 ]
A standard red duck, yes.... but a freakish 3 headed red duck... no.	0%	[ 0 ]
It would depend on whether the mutant duck was hot, or not	20%	[ 5 ]
Only if it had three bags over its heads	0%	[ 0 ]
(O.o) No.... dafuq... why would you even.... just, no.	36%	[ 9 ]

Total votes : 25

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26 Oct 2013, 1:51 pm

This topic came up in another thread, and I thought it was interesting and controversial enough to deserve a poll.
So, what do you reckon ?

If a 3 headed duck who you're friends with was after a f*ckbuddy relationship, then would you go for it ?
Bearing in mind that the chances of pregnancy or catching a venereal disease from a 3 headed red duck are slim to none compared to having a human f*ckbuddy, so the question is entirely about personal sexual taste preferences.

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26 Oct 2013, 1:57 pm

:lol: Very good!

I've not voted yet, but I will in due course.

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26 Oct 2013, 1:57 pm

you have no idea how much im laughing right now

HAHA JUST SEEN THE POLLLLLLLLLLLL!

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26 Oct 2013, 1:58 pm

He would be my duckbuddy.

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26 Oct 2013, 2:00 pm

STOP IT! :lol:

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26 Oct 2013, 2:03 pm

Kinme wrote:

He would be my duckbuddy.

ahahahaha !

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26 Oct 2013, 2:05 pm

I prefer the blue footed boobie.

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26 Oct 2013, 2:09 pm

You missed out an option. Ducks eat leaves. I am not that suicidal.

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26 Oct 2013, 2:11 pm

If you used two bags instead of three, and put them over different heads in turn would you have three duck buddies?

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26 Oct 2013, 2:18 pm

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26 Oct 2013, 3:21 pm

Hey, everybody knows the old ditty:

F*ck a duck, screw a Guinea
Barnyard p*ssy's good as any

But I wouldn't trust it. At least one of the three heads would develop an emotional attachment and become clingy and I just don't need that drama and neither would the other two heads. :roll:

Still, it might be hot for a weekend. :twisted: