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30 May 2013, 4:27 am

http://mailorderhusbands.net/order/

This link is still alive!

Check the right top: http://mailorderhusbands.net/love/success_stories/

25% Big Sale.

Not applicable to English-speaking husbands :lol:

I would be on Sale :lol:

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Arlina found her perfect match, Mark (right), through Mail Order Husbands by first emailing him. Their affection blossomed when Arlina purchased him from his homeland of Latvia. Mark’s understanding of English is rough due to his learning disabilities, but they are both fluent in the language of love.

Good wording.

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“Not only was MOH able to provide me a variety of bachelors to choose from, but I was able to beat my deadline by 2 weeks when I proposed and married Mark. Thank you, Mail Order Husbands!” -Arlina

Hurray!!

Seriously, this whole mail order thing is sick.

http://mailorderhusbands.net/order/

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Name: Akim
It’s actually quite ridiculous that I’m here. I do extremely well for myself – meeting ladies everywhere I go. Since I don’t really need this, you might not hear back from me, but I do appreciate all your notes. Location: Lebanon

O_o
The f*** :lmao:

I should submit too

Ladies, you better wait in line, you have a deadline of 1 week.

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30 May 2013, 5:07 am

Ok, this something I've never heard of before. I've heard about mail order brides but not this.

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30 May 2013, 6:28 am

Thank God this is illegal in most modern countries. Men who need mail order brides aren't something a woman would be proud to date, but a woman who needs a mail-order groom has to be the bottom of the barrel.

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30 May 2013, 6:38 am

I took their compatibility test. I am now paired with Hans of Hanover.

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Hans of Hannover Germany – “German sailor seeks mermaid. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I’ve had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I’m not shy about my body.”

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30 May 2013, 6:49 am

ArrantPariah wrote:

I took their compatibility test. I am now paired with Hans of Hanover.

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Hah!

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30 May 2013, 9:26 am

I checked that one some time ago; reading an old post of yours. For a moment I actually thought you were the Lebanese guy, what he said sounded like something you'd say too :lol:

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30 May 2013, 9:32 am

ArrantPariah wrote:

I took their compatibility test. I am now paired with Hans of Hanover.

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Congrats, so you Pariah turned out to be a mermaid!

So how much this one is gonna cost for shipping?

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30 May 2013, 9:41 am

My match:

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Stan, (stationed) in Iraq – “I got way too much time on my hands over here. I’m on my second tour in Iraq and am supposed to go back in a few months. I’m cool with going to most anywhere afterwards. I’m looking for a traditional type of woman who wants a bunch of kids. “

OH f**k

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30 May 2013, 9:44 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Thanks for the laughs, Boo

I was paired with Hans of Hanover as well.

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30 May 2013, 9:49 am

Lilya wrote:

:lmao:

Thanks for the laughs, Boo

I was paired with Hans of Hanover as well.

Since Hans is already taken by Pariah, I suggest you the closest alternative:

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Arnaud, Sarcelles, France – “Good day to you. I am seeking (how you say) friendly woman who has a job. I like enormously the music, football, the cinema… I am has the search of the healthy relations (friendship or love) and for a constructive communication, because sometimes I a little only smell myself…”

Enjoy the smelling...

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30 May 2013, 9:58 am

I am getting this ad there after the test

:-|

They're getting me ready already.

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30 May 2013, 10:01 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

My match:

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OH f**k

Heeeeyy. I got the same guy. Hand him over, bubs.... :lmao:

Of course, Marcus does have a sense of style... :lol:

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30 May 2013, 10:50 am

They paired me with the smelly French guy. :cry:

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30 May 2013, 10:56 am

Oh, I got Hans too.

HE SHALL BE MINE!

Also, that test was f****** hilarious.

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30 May 2013, 11:38 am

the photos are all stolen from real people. the german used of some people is just a bunch of words with no actual meaning.

it is a joke site.

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30 May 2013, 11:45 am

Paukipaul wrote:

the photos are all stolen from real people. the german used of some people is just a bunch of words with no actual meaning.

it is a joke site.

....you had to crush my dreams....

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