Female Desired 21-26

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I've signed up on the Aspie Romance thing, anyway I can't do much right now cuz they're blocking Macromedia scripts, etc. through the browser here at work. Needless to say I feel like making a first effort so shall try. Following is me:

1. 25 Years Old
2. Living at home
Why?
a. Cannot afford to live alone, 11 an hour doesn't buy an apartment + car insurance + Zoloft 100 MG for depression + therapy.
b. Living alone I'd be sad, then think more about why I am without a female companion

3. Level of education?
a. High School Diploma
b. Some College (DeVry, Local)
- Stopped going because I felt out of place
- Stopped going because I was surrounded by NT's that ignored me

Now straight to my point, I require a girl, one of you, whom is young like me 21-26, that isn't a fatso (cuz I'm not, yea I'm shallow), and one that is pretty much like my physical nature, I'm average, not fat, 6'3, and white, short blond hair. I'd post a picture but am lazy and haven't a webcam yet, I'll get one.

I am babbeling, anyway I like Origami alot... the following is what I plan to do with you.

1. Cuddle
2. Hold @ nite when lonely + scared
3. Chew hair like a blankey
4. Smell your hair, and you :Z
5. Give notes, romantic, hidden in shoes, etc
6. Give flowers, presenting myself as a man then requiring mating (but not always, just wanna have you happy if I give ya flowers :-P
7. Massage u
8. Talk to you, watch movies
9. Take you out places to demonstrate I have a female, to ice cream, movies, haircut, etc.

Yes, umm more, those are main things now... also to make lovie, but not for awhile until I know you are not mean an scary, and also to make sure you are liking me :-L

PS I will get jealous, but you are safe... I'll just be sad awhile. Also I am wanting to know what you wanna do an like, and you must have an ability to seek me out, not just let me find you, talk, then carry everything myself, kinda lonely that way :L

But why chew their hair like a blanket?

Cuz it tastes good an let's me know they like me alot to let me do that to'm :->

Good luck dude. I used to chew my own hair... but then I got it cut.

LOL. Anyone that'd chew my hair would get smacked! My guy is the opposite, constantly brushing my hair out of his face because it tickles him

Good luck to you dude...it sounds like you've got it sorted what you like...gotta be a gal out there who'd find you just perfect

I would never let anyone put my hair in their mouths. Ewwww.

You sound like a sweet guy. Also sounds like a depressing life you have. Can't live on your own and afford car insurence and your pills. Have you ever tried signing up for medicare so it can help pay for your pills and therapy.

I have insurance, I work, it's just that I am not so independant that I can afford to pay all those things while living alone in a nice apartment with rent :-L I need female, if only to cuddle, or maybe we can move in together, then we can lovie all night and share stuff.

PS I luV u!

sderenzi, I must second LikedCalico, you sound really sweet.
I love your list.

I'm 22, and quite slim even if I do say so myself.

bahahahaha, what an a***hole.



You just turned me off even more. But you did that with the fatso comment.l

I'm wondering what defines a 'fatso' anyway?

I don't know if it's just me but you sound like a completely clueless cretin. I think, judging by your posts, you'd give a woman the creeps. And I'm a man!

I wouldn't refer to people you want to have as friends or lovers as "male" or "female" either. Far too cold and clinical and this sort of terminology belongs in the medical and police sectors. You don't use it when dealing with people themselves.

Christ I screwed up my face reading that. What you have written here is the absolute ultimate turn off to ANY woman. Come on man what is this? Step away from the forums and go read up some information about dating/ love/ talking to woman etc. Then once you've figured out that smelling womens hair that you've just met is creepy to them and inappropriate, you might actually try talking to a real one? I would suggest you go out and talk to real people first and foremost but you are missing some serious basics that I think you will only learn by reading about. I don't just want to come down on you here and not suggest any solutions as some people do, because that is completely pointless and does not help anything. I only hope you can find it in yourself to develop your personality through some conscious effort on your part. You have a long way to go bud.

Okay, I gotta say the rest of the replies to sderenzi's initial post have left me feeling a bit like I might be a socially awkward, romantically naieve person (which I am a bit, _which is the reason I'm here_)
*BUT I think sderenzi could have done a lot worse, and I don't think his list was badly done at all.

A guy could say a lot worse when trying to attract a girl, some guys just want to (pardon my word) *uck a girl and they say as much right off the bat. I find that to be the ultimate turn off.

The "fatso" remark is way too blunt, and could certianly turn off a lot of women, but once agian, this is a board for people who don't always make all the right moves when being social, so I'm willing to let that go.

sderenzi, I see a problem here: you're being way too logical. This is what you're probably thinking. You made a list of what you're looking for and what you're willing to offer. A girl will read both lists, decide that she fits them, and become interested in you. In other words, you're going through the process as though you're selling a product or service. As much as I'd like it to, that's not how the dating process works. Sure, people have qualifications, but girls choose a guy not based on what he's willing to offer, but on some emotional impulse I have no clue about. The key is to trigger that impulse. How? Try sites like www.sosuave.com and www.fastseduction.com. Also, sign up for a newsletter on www.datebeautifulwomen.com (the site is nowhere near as chauvinistic as the title suggests). The owner also sells an e-book ($50, I think), but the newsletter is always free.

That's the problem actually. It's a LIST.

I think we've all seen his subsequent posts elsewhere throughout WP; he doesn't really know what he's doing at all. No offence Sderenzi but let's face it, you're new to this entire dating thing I think I've scolded you several times for the use of 'male' and 'female' too. If you want a girl, DO NOT REFER TO HER AS THIS. Human females are known as 'girls', 'women', 'ladies'. 'Chicks', if you really must.

One thing that's bound to make things difficult is making a list. If you're looking for a relationship based on looks...that's what escorts are for. Seriously. The kind of girl you're looking for will NOT match the personality you're looking for.

Guys, it's better to describe YOURSELF, and put only a little of what you're looking for. It makes it less like you're selecting which cut of meat you're buying for dinner tonight! Save the mandatory shopping list for the driver's door of your riced-out car already...girls are human beings

For anyone else looking at making a singles thread...I would suggest a write-up on what YOU can offer HER instead. Who's going to look at a list of criteria and think 'Hey, I fit that, I'll be his girl!'...I mean really? We all have a list ideals, but this is something you keep as just that - ideal. Unattainable.

If I were to list my ideal man (3 years older than me, Japanese-New Zealander, about 6", well-muscled, owns a GC8 STi in gunmetal grey, lovely deep voice, loves cars as much as I do, loves to pamper me)...how many of you want to try to be my man now? ;D Ironically enough my current heart-throb is three years YOUNGER than me, is a slender redhead, owns a HX20s, has no money to pamper me but at least loves cars as much as I do. Am I disappointed he doesn't fit the criteria? Hell no. He may not be my dream man but hell, I don't care, I love him anyway. He has the personality I'm after and he's still hot :3

See the effect of a list? It's self-defeating. I'll never find the man in the list. If I were to search I'd be lonely forever.

Throw in a few aspects of what you're looking for (the important stuff...your interests!), then write about what you can offer her. If you list your good points, women will go shopping for YOU. Heck, if you have several offers...you have the opportunity to see who suits you the most

nice to see Tequila and Hale_bopp agreeing on something

sderenzi, if you are for real, all I can say is you have much to learn, grasshopper.

Have a look at some of the topics here about how women think etc. or buy/borrow the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus".