I'll make my own damn sandwitch thankyou!

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08 Jun 2014, 12:57 pm

I am not going to expect or fall for the sexist patriarchal stereotype and expect the woman to make me a sandwitch after all I can make my own damn sandwitch and maybe I will make her one. I can make some killer sandwitches for sure like a grilled cheese sandwitch on texas toast, or a killer Philly Cheese steak sandwitch with grilled onions an some jalapeno peppers to go with it. Now for the ladies if some guy tells you to make him a sandwitch tell him to make his own god damn sandwitch! If a woman makes me a sandwitch thats nice I dont expect her to do so though because I can make my own and maybe for her. Anyways heres a song called make your own damn sandwitch! [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewGZH8-s5Z8[/youtube]See? I do have a good side after all! :wink:


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08 Jun 2014, 1:26 pm

No girlfriend has ever made me a sandwich either. I eat pretty much everything that isn't intelligent mammals--or fungi.


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08 Jun 2014, 1:34 pm

cool story, bruh.



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08 Jun 2014, 1:45 pm

Nice song. Yes, I'm capable of doing my own sandwitch. :-)



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08 Jun 2014, 4:31 pm

But, sandwiches taste better when a woman makes them. This is part of the reason I go to Subway. D:



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08 Jun 2014, 8:41 pm

Can I have a Philly cheese steak sandwich with grilled onions and jalapeños please. Yum! :D



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08 Jun 2014, 10:00 pm

I've never heard of a guy telling a woman to maker him a sandwhich other then guys doing sexist jokes on call of duty games.

is it really a thing or just something mad up long ago to prove a point or made up to be the joke?

as for asking for you're gf to make you a sandwich I don't see a problem just as it wouldn't be if a woman asked her bf too. don't couples make food for each other every so often?



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08 Jun 2014, 11:28 pm

Ann2011 wrote:
Can I have a Philly cheese steak sandwich with grilled onions and jalapeños please. Yum! :D
Coming right up served with a nice cold beer to go with it!


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09 Jun 2014, 1:28 am

AspieOtaku wrote:
Ann2011 wrote:
Can I have a Philly cheese steak sandwich with grilled onions and jalapeños please. Yum! :D
Coming right up served with a nice cold beer to go with it!


do you know how to make grilled cheese with super thick bread and cheese.
when i worked at the university i would get one for $5 every so often super good. I tend to burn grilled cheese sandwhichs :(



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09 Jun 2014, 1:47 am

sly279 wrote:
AspieOtaku wrote:
Ann2011 wrote:
Can I have a Philly cheese steak sandwich with grilled onions and jalapeños please. Yum! :D
Coming right up served with a nice cold beer to go with it!


do you know how to make grilled cheese with super thick bread and cheese.
when i worked at the university i would get one for $5 every so often super good. I tend to burn grilled cheese sandwhichs :(


I made an awesome grilled cheese sandwich earlier on today, the key is to use low temperatures and be patient. As well, use a decent nonstick frying pan, and apply butter liberally to the outside of your bread, as well as a bit in the pan itself.

I used to burn my grilled cheese all the time too, and one of the main mistakes I made was that I used high temperatures in an effort to get the cheese to melt more quickly. If you cook it at a high temperature, your bread will burn before the cheese melts.



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09 Jun 2014, 10:06 am

I'm so proud of myself. I've never asked a lady to "get me a beer." Could be because I don't drink beer :wink:



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09 Jun 2014, 12:31 pm

Dang. Now I'm very hungry and have no lunch and no money. :lol:


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09 Jun 2014, 12:44 pm

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I made an awesome grilled cheese sandwich earlier on today, the key is to use low temperatures and be patient. As well, use a decent nonstick frying pan, and apply butter liberally to the outside of your bread, as well as a bit in the pan itself.


;-) Surely that's a fried cheese sandwich !?



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09 Jun 2014, 1:50 pm

An amazing sandwich combination (I use a foot long baguette):

Two or three Turkey slices (the real stuff, not the square ones)
A few small black olives (kalamata with orange zest is to die for)
Two or three pieces of artichoke drained from oil in a jar, grilled and chopped (you may need to add salt)
One to two slices of mild cheese, like edam
Mayonnaise (if you like)

Combine and consume. I think it's gorgeous. I discovered the combination in Gothenburg where they charged me £7 worth for a foot long baguette! It was delicious though.


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09 Jun 2014, 2:57 pm

I want a BLT with a homegrown tomato on whole wheat bread.


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09 Jun 2014, 3:33 pm

An amazing very popular and very tasty sandwich here.


Fries sandwich!!

fat Fries + Cabbage + Mayonnaise (cabbage salad) + A lot of ketchup! + little pepper sauce + Pita bread.

This is a good illustration what's inside:
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ps: It's best if you grill the sandwich, while rolled, a bit afterward.



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