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How come these girls fall head over heels in lust with me, and I don't know what to do. I like them, and I want to be nice to them, but when they make some crazy demands about doing absolutely whatever, I totally clam up. I get compliments, and I want to run away. I always think I want a relationship, and when it is staring me in the face, I see something I do not understand, and do not know how to think, or feel. I don't know if I need better options or what? I wish I could relate. She likes me soo much. Is there really such a thing as a soul mate? I have been all over the place. All kinds of options. I don't get it? The only woman I thought I could ever love is out getting it from whatever, and reading tarot cards or something. That was a long time ago. Then there was the sister. And the mom. Wtf? Honestly. That woman wanted to hook me up with her mom? She was waiting for me? This girl wants to tramp all over me too. I have been propositioned for money by a pair of lesbians. The list goes on and... wait, I forgot some of it. I want to fall in love dammit! I can't be so dirty, and I know dirty women. What do I do?

If you stud muffins are wondering if I have some mysterious secret, or wonder if I'm lying, my answer would be no. I'm a mechanic. These things happen. Even though I think all men are pritty much bumb ugly, and I wouldn't want to touch one with a hot poker if my life depended on it, I have been told some positive things about my looks?

Just a rant I guess. I wouldn't expect a beautiful answer to fall from the sky, onto my lap.

The first line of your post puts you so far ahead of me. I'd kill to have that problem. I can't even get to that point.