Love and the Siring of a Suitable Heir

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There comes a time in every man's life when he starts pondering the future of his dynasty; for if he has not a suitable heir, his lands shall default to the Crown. He begins considering possible alliances that can be made if he should take this damsel's hand or that duchess as wife. His desmesne might be large and prosperous, the serfs more prodigious than in other estates. The frontiers of his lands may be peaceful and without banditry. Yet while overseeing the operation of his estate, he realizes the lack of an heir has become apparent.

I think every man looks for these traits in a damsel:

• Feminine virtue
• Well born (for what good is she if she be only a milk maiden or the daughter of a farmhand?)
• Faithful and obedient
• Raises the children while you take part in tournaments, a gentlemanly chase, or mark your presence in the king's court
• Maintains the dignity of the house while attending a neighboring lord's banquet

With true love found, a man can sire his heir and begin training him for his inevitable rise to the glory on the battlefield or in an aristocratic parlor. Therefore these traits must be instilled in the young one:

• Courage
• Wit and charm
• Reason
• Strength
• Chivalry
• An ability to act the prince while retaining a bit of the primordial beast

Agree? Disagree?

A human is the only thinking machine that can still be created by unskilled labor - AC Clarke...

Get thee to your nearest Society for Creative Anachronisms and play at this on the weekends, brother. Your attitude about women is positively Mideaval!

LOL, you're kidding, right?

Agreed...with the genders reversed.
I am the dragonslayer in our household.

Replace "every man" with "many men", and I'm with you.

Sounds good to me. Sounds like an awesome boyfriend!

yep, I agree, sire one for me, too, NeantHumain!

Merle

Well, above all you need to clean the stallion's sheath. Buildup there is a definitely something to be avoided. If the mare is in estrus, feel free to introduce the stallion and hopefully the combo will yield a fit filly, ideally around new years, for registration purposes. Keep in mind, that's just the start of raising a suitable mare.

It's heir, not mare!

oh, it's HEIR!

Most of us think we have this all down pat, but for all we know, we might be wrong. After all, we have been washing our hair all our lives. How could we go wrong with something like washing our hair? However, we might be washing our hair the wrong way and contribute to its damage without actually knowing it.

So, what is the right way of washing the hair?
The first thing you should do is to comb the tangles out of the hair before you wet it so the hair would wash easily and the tangles would not worsen. And then, wet your hair thoroughly under the shower. You can use either warm or cold water if you like, but for best results, you can wet your hair with warm water to open the scale-like cuticles of the hair and wash all the oil and dirt off. And then, you can rinse your hair with cold water afterwards to close the cuticles and add to the shine of your hair.

Rinse your hair under the shower to rid it of the leave-on conditioner and styling aids you have used previously, using gentle strokes of your fingertips. Then, pour a dollop of shampoo in the palm of your hand. Rub your hands together, and then apply the shampoo to your scalp. Take note that you should put the shampoo on your scalp and not at the ends of your hair, as the shampoo would dry your hair's ends and cause it to weaken and split. Also, do not mix your hair all over your head as you shampoo because it will get all tangled up. After this, rinse the shampoo off.

More often than not, we need to shampoo our hair for a second time. The purpose of the first shampoo is to clean the oil and dirt off; the second shampoo is supposed to let the shampoo treat our hair. So, repeat the process, but let the shampoo sit on for around a couple of minutes. Rinse the hair completely after this.

To get the excess water off your hair, just squeeze the water out. Do not pull or tug at the hair because the hair is at its most delicate when it is soaked. When the excess water is out, apply a dollop of conditioner - mane event - and apply it along the hairline, the nape and the ends of the hair. Pile your hair then inside a shower cap and let the conditioner stay there for around ten minutes. And then, rinse it off completely.

The process described here does seem tedious and time-consuming. But remember, having great hair takes time and effort. And it is definitely worth it for a picture perfect hair.