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08 Aug 2015, 4:55 pm

Howdy! I was just talking to Boo in another thread and started to talk about flirting and pickup lines. Have you used any good pickup lines lately?

I'll start off with a couple:

1) Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I can sure see myself in your pants.

2) I work for UPS - do you have a big package for me?

3) I'll be the Dairy Queen and you'll be the Burger King - you treat me right and I'll do it your way.

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08 Aug 2015, 4:58 pm

Boo to nurseangela:

You look less fat in those pants.

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08 Aug 2015, 5:02 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Boo to nurseangela:

You look less fat in those pants.

How did you know that I was wearing any? :-p

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08 Aug 2015, 5:03 pm

"I wanna a bj now because it feels better than tissues."

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08 Aug 2015, 5:05 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

"I wanna a bj now because it feels better than tissues."

You might have to practice a little more on those pickup lines, Boo.

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08 Aug 2015, 5:07 pm

nurseangela wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Boo to nurseangela:

You look less fat in those pants.

How did you know that I was wearing any? :-p

Because It smells miles away - befriend the bidet my dear.

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08 Aug 2015, 5:08 pm

nurseangela wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

"I wanna a bj now because it feels better than tissues."

You might have to practice a little more on those pickup lines, Boo.

Ok here we go:

I wanna a bj now because it feels better than tissues

I wanna a bj now because it feels better than tissues

I wanna a bj now because it feels better than tissues

I wanna a bj now because it feels better than tissues

I wanna a bj now because it feels better than tissues

Will repeat it 5 times every night before sleeping.

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08 Aug 2015, 5:12 pm

What is it with you and that bidet, Boo?

Let's get this thread back on track.......

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got "FINE" written all over you!

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08 Aug 2015, 5:15 pm

I am not a Flintstone, but I can make your bed rocks.

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08 Aug 2015, 5:22 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I am not a Flintstone, but I can make your bed rocks.

Now you're getting the hang of it!

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08 Aug 2015, 5:26 pm

so joke pick up lines?

I never talk to women in person, none the less go to bars where pickup lines are used.

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08 Aug 2015, 5:30 pm

nurseangela wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I am not a Flintstone, but I can make your bed rocks.

Now you're getting the hang of it!

But that wasn't really my creation, I've seen it elsewhere.

Boo's style:

Finger my butt and I'll give you 20 quid.

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08 Aug 2015, 5:37 pm

"My cock just died, can I bury it in your butthole? "

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08 Aug 2015, 5:38 pm

(staring at cleavage) "those seem to taste good, no?"

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08 Aug 2015, 6:04 pm

I'm sorry miss, but could you back up a little bit...you're stepping on my cock.

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08 Aug 2015, 6:08 pm

nurseangela wrote:

2) I work for UPS - do you have a big package for me?

That one would actually probably work, if you batted your eyes a little bit. :-D

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