Jacob Alexander
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker
Joined: 26 Aug 2015
Age: 29
Posts: 70
Location: United States of America
01 Sep 2015, 5:05 pm
Romance, the first: Nope, that flopped. Romance, the second: TAYLOR SWIFT!! ! Well, now, that's easy. I've not much money, but I do have a suit. But no tie. Hmmm. Well, I can just use my iPad's charge cord. It will do. Now, to get her attention. Waving might do. But, hey, everyone waves at her. Drat. Oh, I know, I'll just wear a mask that Cory Taylor would wear to a concert. After all, they do share the same name, I guess. It should work. Then I gotta emit the death growl. Uuhhhuhhhuhhhggghhhgglugggg. She looked at me! Yippee! Works every time. Just like the last one that was actually a poster of Princess Peach. OK, now I actually have to do this for real. Wish me luck! Holler if you think that I am a love expert and if you need advice!! 
01 Sep 2015, 5:12 pm
01 Sep 2015, 5:23 pm
...What?
01 Sep 2015, 5:42 pm
Hey, there Keanu I'm here!
01 Sep 2015, 5:47 pm
01 Sep 2015, 9:04 pm
Your princess is in another castle. Negotiate for her release with the frenchman...
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-Gem Tos
01 Sep 2015, 9:42 pm
