Top 10 Ways You Can't Get A Boyfriend

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mangez-vous des araignées
Je pense qu'ils goûtent comme les pommes 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Je bois de l'eau de toilette 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Je mange des araignées pour le déjeuner 33%  33%  [ 1 ]
Je mange des araignées dans mon sommeil 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Non, les araignées sont bruts 33%  33%  [ 1 ]
Je tiens à manger de l'herbe comme une vache 33%  33%  [ 1 ]
Total votes : 3

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01 Oct 2015, 11:29 am

Similar to the girlfriend thread. If this thread offends anyone, i'm sorry.


1. You're obese You should probably know by now that being obese brings down your attractiveness to men. Now before you start questioning yourself if you're too fat, there's a difference between being curvy and obese. Many guys like women with curves and perhaps even on the chubby side, trust me on this. But if you're obese, then lose some weight and you'd be surprised at how much more attention you'll get. You don't have to be skinny to be attractive, but you don't want to be obese either. However even if you're on the fat side, there's always going to be some guys who won't mind. (just like some women won't mine me being really short) Finding the guys who don't mind can be a problem and losing weight will bring up your options. Losing weight will make you look better, feel better, and increase your availability of guys.


2. You're physically unattractive Hate to break it to you but appearance matters a lot, especially if you're a female in your 20s or younger. Now generally speaking, being obese will bring down your appeal to men but there are other ways you can be physically unattractive. However even if you werne't blessed with looks doesn't mean you're going to be forever alone. It just means that you arne't going to have as many options because of your genetic hardships. However, this rule may not apply to old people because they're all past their primes anyways so they could care less how someone looks.


3. You come off as special/autistic to other guys. This may not be something you'll be able to change and i'm sorry. You should be aware though that there is a difference between coming off as special or coming off as weird and quirky.


4. You don't dress to impress! Now this is less common with girls then it is for guys because i'm assuming girls actually put more attention in how they look but there are still girls, especially aspie girls who don't do this. If you want to impress a guy, then put some attention into how you look. Now don't go overboard on this either, but you definitely want to dress to impress. Find out what looks good and what looks bad as well.


5. You have social anxiety about dating... Yes it is entirely possible that you are simply scared of dating. When a guy shows interest in you, your brain signals you to crawl into your shell and this signals to him that you're not interested in dating when in reality you really like him. Scary stuff indeed... Or maybe you're just simply scared that your future boyfriend could never possibly accept you.


6. Men are too scared to approach you for whatever reason... I'm sure you're a nice person, maybe you just give off that don't mess with me or I will rip your head off vibe. And if you show interest in a guy, they steer clear of you.


7. You reject pretty much every guy who makes a move on you. I'm assuming girls have to deal with people hitting on them more so then guys? You're unfriendly and reject every single guy who tries to be friendly with you. If you're not friendly to any guys, then you're pretty much signalling every guy to back off.


8. Your standards are too high. I want a 6 ft tall, wide shouldered, tall dark and handsome man who can sweep me off of my feet! Some pretty preppy girls can probably get away with this.



9. You just simply haven't met the right guy Yes it is entirely possible that you simply haven't met the right guy and Prince Charming (in whatever shape or form) is right around the corner waiting to be your knight in shining in armor. Wtf did I just say? Maybe you're not the stereotypical view of attractiveness; ex: pretty preppy girls who obviously get all the hot guys... It just takes a guy to understand your quirks etc...



10. You just don't give top ****z about men at all! Yeah screw us men! They just wanna play video games and sports and watch gut-wrenching action movies all day! You're one of the chosen lucky few who don't want to be in a relationship, don't wanna hookup, nothing at all.



11. You're not into men at all! -Mind blown-



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01 Oct 2015, 11:55 am

Oh dear.


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01 Oct 2015, 12:52 pm

Les araignés sont très délicieuces - yum yum, surtout avec de la sauce tartare.



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01 Oct 2015, 1:44 pm

Holy s**t.



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01 Oct 2015, 1:48 pm

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01 Oct 2015, 3:11 pm

What's that poll doing up there? :lol:


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01 Oct 2015, 3:25 pm

Btw, in french they don't say "Je pense qu'ils goûtent comme les pommes" that literally means "they taste(as verb) like the apples (as if apples have teeth and can eat)", they say "ça a un goût de pommes" = they have the taste of apples.



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01 Oct 2015, 4:27 pm

7 REALLY applies to me, but I already have a boyfriend. :wink:

I'm actually afraid of guys coming onto me because I've heard that people get approached more often when they're in a relationship.



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01 Oct 2015, 4:40 pm

4, 6, 7 and 8 look like good things to me.


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