Top 10 Ways To Get A Girlfriend For Lonely Desperate Beta Ma

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1. Get the essentials... moni which most likely requires a job, a car so you can transport yourself and make love in, actually decent clothes, actually decent haircut, brush yer teeth, trim your nose hairz, ballz of steel so you can actually talk to her, and quick home teleport to Lumbridge in the case her parents come home early.


2. Go to any popular online multiplayer game such as Runescape and start asking random girls to be your girlfriend. If that fails, you can stand in a populated area spamming Buying Gf.


3. Go to a populated city in real life and stand on the streets with a cardboard sign saying Buying Gf 20 bucks. Haha someone should totally do this, next thing you know it will go viral and you'll get famous.


4. Try Tinder Tinder is good if you're college-aged. All you have to is upload a picture a totally edited photo of yourself which hides how bad you really look in real life. (Most people on that site arne't as attractive as they appear to be) On Tinder, you will have the most success if you're the reincarnation of a Greek God. Average looking men will probably get around 1-3 matches a day. If you're super ugly, then Tinder isn't for you. If you're in the bottom 15% of attractiveness, you will hate Tinder. Once you get a match, all you have to do is message her with the ****tiest cheesy pickup line you can think of and hope she replies back while keeping the conversation going. If she stops replying back, go cry in a corner. If you manage to keep the talking going, after about a couple of hours of talking, invite her out somewhere. If she says yes, congratz. If she says no, tell her in all caps, YOU SUCK! then proceed to unmatch her.


5. Have your friends set you up with a girl. Surely you have friends right? Maybe they know a girl who knows a girl who knows a girl who knows a girl who thinks you two would be a perfect match. So if you have friends, tell them to set you up. Of course if you have no friends or your friends are just as bad with women as your grandma is with video games, this isn't really an option.


6. Go on Craigslist Craigslist is normally used to sell stuff but there is also a place on the site where you can attempt to find a date or get laid. You know you're pretty desperate to meet women when you post on Craigslist. All you have to do is make a new post saying Desperate man seeking girl, wait a few days, check back for any responses. You'll probably get some prostitutes trying to tell you sex.


7. Get a wingman and hit da clubs No your wingman won't be your mom or dad. Your wingman should be a brother or a friend of yours then hit da clubs on a Saturday night. A wingman's job is to make sure you don't **** your pants when talking to the pretty girl and to give you moral support. You don't even have to know how to dance to hit the dancefloor, you just need to know how to grind because that's what all the kids do these days. If you don't know what grinding is, look it up on Youtube. (Just make sure your parents aren't around)


8. Get A Mail Order Bridge. Oh **** you're really desperate now... Basically you can buy a wife and it costs anywhere from 10k to 50k. So if you're a lonely desperate rich beta male, then this might be for you.


9. Get The Sims 3 or 4 And Create Your Own Personal Girlfriend Just imagine if you lived in the Sims universe, you could meet someone and within 12 hours, get engaged and be married. With the Sims, you can create your own personal girlfriend.


10. If all else fails just be yourself... The old saying goes that you should just be yourself when talking to women and not try to be someone that you're not. And they're right. Which is why tommorow, i'm going to school in all pink with a shirt that says Brony and Proud and during class i'm going to burp the ABC's then during lunch, stand on the tables and start twerking to Miley Cyrus. Hey i'm just being myself. I hope women love me.

What's the definition of a "beta male?"

11. Search for voluntary work so you find a proper reason to get out of the house and meet new people while doing something that benefits other people.

12. Subscribe to a gym, do heavy weight training there consistently with the goal to grow in strength and meet new people from there.

I think he's being satirical here.

If you're a "lonely desperate beta male", and know it, you should leave women alone out of basic respect. You know they don't want anything to do with you after all.

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Elliot Rodger= possible psychopath who couldn't seem to get the womanizer part of it down.(i.e. an "awkward psychopath")