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Sopho
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03 May 2007, 5:31 pm

My cat wants a boyfriend.
She's been rejected by Oreo, but she's still single and looking.
She's cute and furry, she has black, white and brown hair, yellow eyes and a fluffy tail.
Her interests are sleeping and eating and she would like to find a cat who will sit in the garden eating grass with her.
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03 May 2007, 5:38 pm

what a cute cat-both mine are female unfortunitely and one is too young (the other is 100% straight-she wants that male cat around here) :lol:



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03 May 2007, 5:50 pm

I think Flo is straight.
But I don't know actually. 8O



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03 May 2007, 5:57 pm

yeah-cats aren't as easy to tell if they're gay or straight



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03 May 2007, 6:15 pm

my boy cats are gay for sure



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03 May 2007, 7:26 pm

think i had a gay cat once as he would preferentially hump our other male cat over our calico (female)...

and the funny thing is, they were all nuetered/spayed

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03 May 2007, 7:38 pm

Sounds like your cat would be a perfect match for my Houdini if he was still with us. Good luck with your search, though.



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03 May 2007, 8:16 pm

Maybe you could get Alex to start a dating site for cats, seeing as some people think cats have Asperger's syndrome.



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03 May 2007, 9:04 pm

ChrissandraChrissamba wrote:
Maybe you could get Alex to start a dating site for cats, seeing as some people think cats have Asperger's syndrome.


Good one :lol:



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03 May 2007, 9:40 pm

There are cats that fail to keep up with the regular functions of feline society, thereby alienating themselves from the vast majority of those around them and requiring specialised social treatment from the few feline friends they CAN garner, seeing as they often blurt out completely socially unacceptable phrases without having any idea what their nigh-on heretic meowls actually mean to the populace at large!? I had no idea.


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03 May 2007, 9:47 pm

Would she settle for a pomeranian with paranoid schizophrenia, separation anxiety, night terrors, and a licking problem?



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03 May 2007, 9:55 pm

Veresae wrote:
Would she settle for a pomeranian with paranoid schizophrenia, separation anxiety, night terrors, and a licking problem?


This really IS beginning to sound like dating sites.
Everyone goes in with these huge restrictions,
and has to loosen them. Dog? Well, it is a small one....



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04 May 2007, 7:53 am

Ive got two male cats who are single, one have just got over a divorce because he was cheating on his wife and the other is the son of that cat, he is nice and kind. the fathers name is oots and the son name is schnitzel he is heaps cool and cuddly and a good talker well cat talk. i dont have a picture but ill take one tomorrow in the day light. BTW he is black and white. :D :D


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04 May 2007, 7:41 pm

Oreo is glad Flo is taking this well ;) he wishes her well in her search for a boyfriend.


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04 May 2007, 7:43 pm

Raph522 wrote:
Oreo is glad Flo is taking this well ;) he wishes her well in her search for a boyfriend.

:lol:
The search has now been called off. Flo is asexual and only wants friends. Because of her AS and SAD they are going to be internet friends, therefore she will communicate through my posts on WP. :D



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04 May 2007, 11:08 pm

Sopho wrote:
The search has now been called off. Flo is asexual and only wants friends.


Damn…I was starting to get interested (“obsessed”) too…the eyes were doing it for me; I don’t mind fluffy either…. I guess it's for the best, since I'm not a cat and all that, and I’d just end up broken and pining after I am rejected.