The Eminem impersonation is probably a turnoff. If you feel you must persist in an attempt to communicate as if you were writing for Death Row Records, please leave the language and phrasing from the last decade in the last decade. You can't learn everything from Jeezy or even TI. This basically makes you sound like you still listen to Mr Big. While I still secretly love Trial Time and No Mo, and I think Rev Rolex is pretty accurate from time to time, I wouldn't play them in public and that's exactly what your phrasing sounds like. Take the bandaid out from under your eye and stop trying so hard with that. Also, please remove "I'm So Hood" as the ringtone on your phone if you haven't yet.
Not trying to insult, but you went way over there. Even the dudes I know who actually do talk like that all the time don't talk like THAT and they certainly don't even type their posts that way on fb, which they would if they typed things that way. TBH the only place I've ever seen someone try and communicate this way by typing is in AOL chat rooms back around 2004. If you're trying this hard on here I can only imagine what lengths you are going to face to face. So really, please stop. You'll have much better results and there are much better ways of letting people know you're real than this. Those who recognize will do so without you going to that extent to show it and frankly it just makes you look fake.
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I'm giving it another shot. We will see.
My forum is still there and everyone is welcome to come join as well. There is a private women only subforum there if anyone is interested. Also, there is no CAPTCHA.
The link to the forum is
http://www.rightplanet.proboards.com