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NeantHumain
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02 Jun 2008, 9:53 pm

I don't have any super special lady friends (nor the regular special kind, nor even the regular sort). Please choose the reason that you think best applies and elaborate at will:

  • You have the personality of a cardboard box.
  • You have an absurd and at times slightly obnoxious sense of humor.
  • You support the politics of failure, which have failed; they have not been made to work again. (Kang/Kudos)
  • You just escaped from the mental ward, yes?
  • They "ph34r j00 l33t h4x0r sk1llz!! !! !! !!!1eleventy"
  • You always seem to be looking on the bright side—only to remind people that it just ain't so.
  • You don't get out of the friggin' house.
  • Women are not impressed by the fact that you can write them a code poem in C++ that compiles to boot.*
  • You think wine and dine actually means whine and dine.
  • You are compulsively independent minded and find some bone of contention just to set yourself apart from the group.
  • Women like someone who can empathize, but that doesn't mean every thought and behavior of theirs "may be indicative of or suggest affinities to [this or that] psychological disorder(s)."
  • "Teh chix0rz" are [insert favorite aspie male complaint of the moment], so you are justified in melancholic bouts of self-pity.
  • You are a "known troll."

Code:
// * Now I shall show you teh codez.
#include <string>
#include <me.h>

 // uh, for the sake of teh codez, let's pretend C++ didn't use "std" for its standard namespace
using namespace standard;

class OfOne : You
{
  private:
    short ofBreath; // because you took it away
    string meAlong; // please don't
    enum theReasonsWhy = {I, CANNOT, TAKE, MY_EYES_OFF, YOU };
  public:
    void willBe(BodyPart myHeart, Without you);
};



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02 Jun 2008, 9:59 pm

Nevermind the code. Codes are for machines. What does that poem look like if a human being wants to read it? An emotional poem, IMO, should never be written in an obscure technical language. Computers love C++, but they can't make sense of human emotions.



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02 Jun 2008, 10:03 pm

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You have the personality of a cardboard box.

Cardboard boxes can be a lot of fun, if you're me at least.
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You have an absurd and at times slightly obnoxious sense of humor.

So do I.
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You support the politics of failure, which have failed; they have not been made to work again. (Kang/Kudos)

Bit lost on this one, but think the polital crap is hopeless.
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You just escaped from the mental ward, yes?

Escaped? I've managed to avoid commitment.
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They "ph34r j00 l33t h4x0r sk1llz!! !! !! !!!1eleventy"

No clue what that means.
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You always seem to be looking on the bright side—only to remind people that it just ain't so.

There is no bright side, just lighter shades of dilusionment.
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You don't get out of the friggin' house.

Well, sometimes. Okay, most of the time.
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Women are not impressed by the fact that you can write them a code poem in C++ that compiles to boot.*

I would think that's more lack of comprehension.
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You think wine and dine actually means whine and dine.

I hate wine. And some chicks think you're supposed to "rescue" them, which is not possible.
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You are compulsively independent minded and find some bone of contention just to set yourself apart from the group.

Yep, that's me.
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Women like someone who can empathize, but that doesn't mean every thought and behavior of theirs "may be indicative of or suggest affinities to [this or that] psychological disorder(s)."

Silence and nodding is good enough. It's not like any male can really understand anyway.
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"Teh chix0rz" are [insert favorite aspie male complaint of the moment], so you are justified in melancholic bouts of self-pity
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Isn't this everyone on earth?
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You are a "known troll."

I don't really get thi s"troll" thing, why can't we just say what we f*****g think?



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02 Jun 2008, 10:07 pm

zghost wrote:
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You support the politics of failure, which have failed; they have not been made to work again. (Kang/Kudos)

Bit lost on this one, but think the polital crap is hopeless.

It's a reference to the episode of The Simpsons where Kang and Kudos kidnap and then impersonate Senator Bob Dole and President Bill Clinton in their plan to take over Earth. They make a clumsy attempt at political rhetoric, but no one even notices.



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02 Jun 2008, 10:14 pm

Sorry whats a chixz0r?


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02 Jun 2008, 10:19 pm

KingofKaboom wrote:
Sorry whats a chixz0r?

Doesn't anyone speak l33t anymore, if only for the irony?



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02 Jun 2008, 10:22 pm

It's a word that is intelligible only if you are dyslexic.



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02 Jun 2008, 10:24 pm

NeantHumain wrote:
KingofKaboom wrote:
Sorry whats a chixz0r?

Doesn't anyone speak l33t anymore, if only for the irony?

l33t is a dying art, but a very cool thread NeantHumain



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02 Jun 2008, 10:34 pm

What is l33t? Is it some kind of gibberish language? IF so, I will need a gibberish translator.



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02 Jun 2008, 10:43 pm

My problem:

Code:
while (!getOutMuch || haveBalls < 2)
{
   girlFriend = 0;
   loneliness++;
}

if (girlAccepts == 1)
   girlFriend = 1;
else
{
   cout << "Damn.";
   girlFriend = 0;
}



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02 Jun 2008, 10:49 pm

8O You know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried? 8O



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02 Jun 2008, 11:39 pm

Why would someone speak l33t when the current in-vogue method of internet speech is to tak lk ths? lol



edit:

In case you ever need to speak l33t, please refer to this handy pocket-guide:
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02 Jun 2008, 11:46 pm

Good poem.



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02 Jun 2008, 11:48 pm

NeantHumain wrote:
[*] You don't get out of the friggin' house.


Gets my vote.



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03 Jun 2008, 7:52 am

I would write all my posts in l33t, but it's much easier to write them in English.



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03 Jun 2008, 6:14 pm

gsilver wrote:
Why would someone speak l33t when the current in-vogue method of internet speech is to tak lk ths? lol

Better question: Why search the Internet in English when you could be searching it in l33t?

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