The Greatest Pickup Line Ever

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I know this is odd, but I have to share this. So, I'm surfing the dating site and I see a girl who says she's "looking for somebody weird," and the ultimate pickup line immediately comes to me. I open up the message box and write, "You're looking for someone weird, huh? Well, I don't mean to brag, but I am one strange peanut butter trombone."

Yes, all the ladies will soon be mine.

I thought it was only one lady.

Doesn't matter. Soon, word of my amazing suaveness will spread like wildfire and I shall have beautiful women knocking on my doorstep with offers of marriage. Unfortunately I shall have to turn almost all of them down because I believe in polygamy. Then again, it may offer the perfect excuse for my own recreation of the Hunger Games.

I'll bet 50 bucks that it won't work.

...peanut butter trombone?

is that a penis reference?

it could be taken one of two ways. either she doesn't get it and thinks you're making some reference that went over her head, or she'll see it as confidence, say something even weirder, and you'll hit it off. who knows. good luck

Women are beautiful majestic creatures, i'll say that.

I hate how people romantize weirdness in this sort of stuff like "I want someone who is weird"

I didn't get the peanut butter trombone but I like guys who aren't much serious

"Did you fall from Heaven? Because you look like you landed on your face."

B)