1. You sit at home all day watching porn and expect Mia Khalifa 2.0 to come knocking on your front door.
2. You have no friends, hence no social circle, hence not meeting friends of friends.
3. You can't talk to a girl for longer than 10 seconds without shtting your pants
4. You're 25, still live with your parents, don't drive, and unemployed.
5. You're so fat, even fat albert looks skinny next to you.
6. You don't even bother using online dating
7. You just assume every woman is going to say no so you don't even try
8. Clubs? Bars? Social activities? Ain't nobody got time for that!
9. You get rejected a couple times, and completely give up with dating and believe you're unloveable
10. You look like a hobo
11. You are a hobo
12. Combing your hair and wearing actually decent clothes? Screw that!
13. Working out and trying to care of your body? Screw that too!
14. Maybe your standards are too high?
15. You come off as a creeeper
16. You go to school with a pink shirt which says Brony and Proud!