Top 15 Reasons Why You Can't Get A Girlfriend

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Why Are You Still Single? (check all dat apply)
I'm not single brah 4%  4%  [ 1 ]
I'm single cuz I want to be #Single4Life 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
I'm ugly 20%  20%  [ 5 ]
I don't use online dating 12%  12%  [ 3 ]
I don't have many opportunities to meet womanz 24%  24%  [ 6 ]
I'm scared of the female species 4%  4%  [ 1 ]
Every woman keepz rejecting me... 24%  24%  [ 6 ]
My feet smell 12%  12%  [ 3 ]
Total votes : 25

ShadowProphet
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16 Feb 2018, 12:26 pm

1. You sit at home all day watching porn and expect Mia Khalifa 2.0 to come knocking on your front door.

2. You have no friends, hence no social circle, hence not meeting friends of friends.

3. You can't talk to a girl for longer than 10 seconds without shtting your pants

4. You're 25, still live with your parents, don't drive, and unemployed.

5. You're so fat, even fat albert looks skinny next to you.

6. You don't even bother using online dating

7. You just assume every woman is going to say no so you don't even try

8. Clubs? Bars? Social activities? Ain't nobody got time for that!

9. You get rejected a couple times, and completely give up with dating and believe you're unloveable

10. You look like a hobo

11. You are a hobo

12. Combing your hair and wearing actually decent clothes? Screw that!

13. Working out and trying to care of your body? Screw that too!

14. Maybe your standards are too high?

15. You come off as a creeeper

16. You go to school with a pink shirt which says Brony and Proud!



sly279
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16 Feb 2018, 5:44 pm

Troll post?



Sabreclaw
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16 Feb 2018, 7:18 pm

That's actually 16 reasons.



fluffysaurus
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18 Feb 2018, 2:28 pm

I did this as if I was still 25, I scored 10 :D

Now I only score 4/5 depends whether it mean combing my hair daily or ever.

I just realised I'm supposed to be male. I mean for this, not in general :D