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30 Jul 2018, 4:08 pm

What happens when I check my junk mail:

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"Regards my friend. I have long wanted write to you and today decided on this. I really hope that you are still single. I'm shy, because this is my first experience of this acquaintance.

My name is Ksyunya . I am twenty nine y.o.. I have green eyes and blonde hair. I have a slender figure and have good health.

I will send you the photo in next letter, if you wantto continue our conversation. I looking for a lovely man to build a serious relationship together. I'm not looking for short-term relationships or intrigues.

If you looking for only virtual sex and fun or you are married, I ask you to pass this message, since I'm not looking for such links.

I need a faithful man who also wants a happy life and a strong relationship.

In the autumn I will have a break at work, and if our communication will develop successfully, then I’ll be glad to spend this time with you for a personal acquaintance.

But first we have to know each other very well. I will wait for your reply. My kisses and hugs. Ksyunya"



I am coming to you right away, Ksyunya :heart: . :lol: :lol: :lol:

Come on, post what you find.



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05 Sep 2018, 2:14 am

There was a time last year where I would get over 20 emails a day in my spam folder all for the same dating/hookup site. I suddenly quit getting them for some reason. Here's an email I got today for a different site :arrow:

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I am unhappy and lonely fun sexy horny looking to get off.. Phone sex.. Pic swap.. And maybe meet if the vibe is right.Shaved, wet and ready. I just want someone who can make me happy.
plz no drama or bs with me… Contract here> http://anonymousgrl.pagedemo.co/
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05 Sep 2018, 4:13 am

Got this one on here:

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Hello there :)

I was viewing the photos of the sexy members in one of the threads in the adult section and I have absolutely loved your hairy belly ;) I realize it might be highly improper to write but still decided to go for it.

I am still rather new here but if you would like to add me and chat more feel free to do so. I am a 21 year old girl from Czech Republic currently studying in sweden. Oh and an Aspie :)

Huge hugs,

Helena

Ps my skype is sleepykittenswe


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06 Sep 2018, 7:51 am

Not emails but on dating sites I kept seeing the obvious scam of "don't hate me because I'm a pornstar. You have to watch my free video before I'll go out with you. It's only asking for your credit card number to verify your age".

That's usually the part where I call her a scammer and she goes silent. Is anyone really dumb enough to fall for that?


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22 Sep 2018, 3:12 pm

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I am not really into looks but very attracted to intelligent people . I am employed in the legal field and would hope we are not coworkers.Hey there. I am an independent woman who knows what she wants and where she's going.

plz no drama or bs with me… Contract here> http://pussywantfuck1.pagedemo.co/
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20 Oct 2018, 4:31 pm

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I'm 24yRs looking to give and get Oral. I can not host but willing to s.uck you off in your car or mine. Prefer only interested guys. TeXt me: (540) 4012287
:::::::: Long term live together::::::::TeXt me: (540) 4012287
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The phone number is a New Orleans area code if any guys are interested :lol:


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21 Oct 2018, 12:33 pm

nick007 wrote:
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I'm 24yRs looking to give and get Oral. I can not host but willing to s.uck you off in your car or mine. Prefer only interested guys. TeXt me: (540) 4012287
:::::::: Long term live together::::::::TeXt me: (540) 4012287
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The phone number is a New Orleans area code if any guys are interested :lol:


That's a negative, Ghost Rider. That's Roanoke, VA (my neck of the woods, hahahahaha). :evil:



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21 Oct 2018, 9:36 pm

K4NNW wrote:
nick007 wrote:
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I'm 24yRs looking to give and get Oral. I can not host but willing to s.uck you off in your car or mine. Prefer only interested guys. TeXt me: (540) 4012287
:::::::: Long term live together::::::::TeXt me: (540) 4012287
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The phone number is a New Orleans area code if any guys are interested :lol:


That's a negative, Ghost Rider. That's Roanoke, VA (my neck of the woods, hahahahaha). :evil:
I think I misread it as 504 area code :lol:


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05 Nov 2018, 2:00 pm

Not really seen these as emails. They sometimes crop up on social media sites however in the form of automated bots. As humourous as the messages sometimes are, avoid clicking on the links at all costs! Did some research about scams like this and all the scammers are after is a fast buck. It makes me angry that they even go so far as to steal an innocent person's photo. :(



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06 Nov 2018, 5:38 pm

Aspie_To_The_Max wrote:
Not really seen these as emails. They sometimes crop up on social media sites however in the form of automated bots. As humourous as the messages sometimes are, avoid clicking on the links at all costs! Did some research about scams like this and all the scammers are after is a fast buck. It makes me angry that they even go so far as to steal an innocent person's photo. :(


Goes without saying... but don't respond to any of these emails (above) with a copy of your own photo either.


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