So the swimming season is approaching and....

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17 May 2019, 1:30 am

It is my favorite outdoor activity...

...and I just simply can't go in without a girlfriend because guys-only are no allowed in, all of them are following this policy:
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Groups must include girls (guys alone are not allowed)

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Groups of guys are not allowed

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17 May 2019, 1:42 am

Why don’t they just have some thwt don’t allo women’s.

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17 May 2019, 1:58 am

Can one go there alone?
And then "suddenly meet" a friend who came there alone, too?

Or bring someone's sister.
Oh, wait, I have a better idea: bring someone's mother :twisted: They didn't specify the age, did they?

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17 May 2019, 8:59 am

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Can one go there alone?
And then "suddenly meet" a friend who came there alone, too?

Or bring someone's sister.
Oh, wait, I have a better idea: bring someone's mother :twisted:

They didn't specify the age, did they?

I bring my own sister sometimes, but she's not much into pools.

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17 May 2019, 9:00 am

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Why don’t they just have some thwt don’t allo women’s.

There are few pool places here which are women-only and the rest are mixed, but no men-only.

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17 May 2019, 9:48 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

There are few pool places here which are women-only and the rest are mixed, but no men-only.

Because of the conservative mind-set that male-only bathing facilities are all "gay".

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17 May 2019, 9:58 am

Fnord wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

There are few pool places here which are women-only and the rest are mixed, but no men-only.

Because of the conservative mind-set that male-only bathing facilities are all "gay".

Nope, not really, but because we have veiled women, who can’t swim in mixed pools (burkinis are not allowed in mixed swimming facilities).

Male-only hammams here do exist though.

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17 May 2019, 10:07 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Fnord wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

There are few pool places here which are women-only and the rest are mixed, but no men-only.

Because of the conservative mind-set that male-only bathing facilities are all "gay".

Nope, not really, but because we have veiled women, who can’t swim in mixed pools (burkinis are not allowed in mixed swimming facilities). Male-only hammams here do exist though.

That's right ... I keep forgetting how repressive Muslim-controlled societies can be.

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17 May 2019, 10:25 am

Fnord wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Fnord wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

There are few pool places here which are women-only and the rest are mixed, but no men-only.

Because of the conservative mind-set that male-only bathing facilities are all "gay".

Nope, not really, but because we have veiled women, who can’t swim in mixed pools (burkinis are not allowed in mixed swimming facilities). Male-only hammams here do exist though.

That's right ... I keep forgetting how repressive Muslim-controlled societies can be.

lol tell me about it, fresh news:
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18 May 2019, 1:30 am

Can you get yourself some swimming buddies who are female.... It sounds like the start of a movie: “Single guy, recently heartbroken, seeks female/s to accompany him on swimming trips. Not looking for sex or relationship. Payment in suncream.”

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18 May 2019, 8:53 am

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It might could potentially lead to a realtionship &/or sex thou, more so if he puts the sunscreen on her :arrow:

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18 May 2019, 2:00 pm

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fez wrote:

It might could potentially lead to a realtionship &/or sex thou, more so if he puts the sunscreen on her :arrow:

Well yes, I guess that is the way things might evolve.....

Hence it being the start of the movie, then there is Boo with all his female sunning buddies and maybe there is a shy but extremely attractive beach resort gate-checker person who sees him come with different women each day through the swimming season and thinks he is a real player and towards the end she realises he is not with any of them and then they fall in love and he gets free entry for life!

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18 May 2019, 3:50 pm

I’m too self conscious to go swimming , I could go whenever alone, there’s one down street. I haven’t been in water in 11 years. No swimming, no baths, just showers. I miss it.

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19 May 2019, 1:04 am

fez wrote:

nick007 wrote:

fez wrote:

It might could potentially lead to a realtionship &/or sex thou, more so if he puts the sunscreen on her :arrow:

Well yes, I guess that is the way things might evolve.....

This sounded like a typical lame porn intro.

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20 May 2019, 6:08 pm

God! I f*****g miss the beach, being in the water especially. It would be great just to have friends to go with.

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