Strange little stories

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Everybody faces sometimes strange situations. Let's make them a thread?

Got a little crush on my judge last Tuesday. She is an awesome and totally cute asian beauty. Best time to become a gangster. Me telling a strange story and obviously lying well knowing that nobody in the room believes me. Then smiling like an angel afterwards pretending to be the nicest guy on earth and totally ignoring that nobody in the room believed me. The prosecutor who was obviously a girl friend of the judge sayd: "I don't believe you! You should admit!" The judge repeated in the cutes and irresistable way that you can imagine: "Oh yes, admit!". She was smiling in unbelievable funny and cute way at me. Really hard to resist her to admit. But I can't admit because without an unbelievable story I'm just sentenced and as the defendant I'm allowed to lie. I have to convince them to accept my strange story just as a favour and then I have to trust them to be nice to me if they sentence me afterwards. But how can I tell whether I can trust those women without really knowing how their feelings towards me because of my lack of empathy? Who on earth really trusts a women who isn't a friend or in love to him? I know that she likes me at least a little bit. But I'm afraid that I have to cause that judge to really crush on me next time. But how? I'm not 007. Any asien girl here who knows what on earth may cause a beautiful young asien women who is sweet as candy to crush on me?

Strange story. If it isn't too personal, what were you doing in front of a judge.
Generally I do not lie or make up stories. First of all I am not good at it. Second of all it is wrong. So my choices are to tell the truth and give my side of the story or just keep quiet.

I'm afraid that I'm nearly always the strange one.


That's what I'm going to do. Nevertheless I had to think a lot for realizing the strange relationships. The judge is always counting on the advocate because most people tell the advocate the truth. For this the advocate becomes your judge. But I'm aware that my advocate was lying to me from the beginning. I'm not as bad anymore if it comes to read people.
A judge in Germany has always to tell the truth but the first thing she did was lying at me. It's not a nice thing and I'll point it out to her that I'm aware of it.

I'm awfully at lying an hate it because it's against my nature. But the court needs a story to accept for helping me otherwise would it be against the law to help me.

I lost my driver license because I was drunken. I want to shorten the time that I'm not allowed to drive now. The only way for this is to find a totally nice judge who is willingly to help me. Didn't expect a woman who is a mix of fun and awesome cuteness being the judge. The prosecutor is also a totally nice woman who seems to like me. But I have a deep trust issue with women even with the nicest ones.

I am not sure how it works in Germany but I suspect that there are two ways to shorten the time.

First, if alcohol abuse is a pattern then sign up for a program to get drunk driving under control, such as Alcoholics Anonymous. Be proactive and let the court know you are trying to rectify the problem.

Second, sometimes in the States, you plead no-contest and take a driver's training re-eductional course conducted by the local police.

I just think that trying to use a romantic approach with the courts to a drunk driving ticket is the wrong approach.

At least she has to like me or I have to give up. I think she does. She was even blushing a bit at first eye contact.

I'm sure it would shorten the time you're not allowed to drive if you asked the judge to meet you at a bar romantically. WHICH IS A JOKE, DON'T DO THAT.

Well, I know a romantic Irish pub with lots of graffitti on the walls where you can play darts all night long. But I'm not shure whether cute asien women are into dirty bars, darts, Irish whisky and lots of drunken people ...

I don't find a bar with graffiti very romantic at all....