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14 Nov 2019, 6:41 pm

I don't have any but some of you do. Do you have any? Have they ever worked? ( I put up this thread for fun).


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14 Nov 2019, 6:42 pm

Chat-up lines don't work for me LOL

I'm too much of a nerd.



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14 Nov 2019, 7:58 pm

They don't work for me either because my mind goes blank or I can't think of any when I am nurvous.


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14 Nov 2019, 8:06 pm

“It suddenly just got very hot in here”


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14 Nov 2019, 8:07 pm

A man takes a fancy to a woman in a bar one evening...

HIM: “How do you like your eggs?”
HER: “Unfertilized!”


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02 Dec 2019, 7:52 am

I never used em but I heard some funny 1s in the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air


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04 Dec 2019, 11:09 pm

I once had the nerve to text a girl "Hey I wanted to tell you that I think you're beautiful". She told me she had a bf.


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