The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
So you’re gonna fight crime together?
Like Batman and Catwoman?
This comment aged so perfectly I'm starting to question if you're a prophet
Just a few minutes ago while walking in downtown Chicago to the world's largest Starbucks a man walked up to my fiancee and noticing I'm in a wheelchair and too powerless to do anything he began to make obscene comments at her and tried to grope her.
My fiancee actually kicked him in the knee so hard he fell over crooked legged!!
I think it was stupid of me to take her in downtown Chicago because crime is bad there, but I think she can handle herself just fine.
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