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While at ear-x-tacy yesterday I noticed this super-fine chick walk in. She had on a tight red dress that only went down to mid-thigh. I didn’t think anything else of it after initially noticing her for three seconds, until awhile later she was talking to one of the guys working there about not having chosen a major yet. He told her many people don’t work in the field in which they receive a degree, so it wasn’t a big deal. For some stupid reason I raised my hand and turned towards them and said, “I’m one of those people. Physics and Math degrees and I don’t work in either.” Granted I use them to some extent, but nowhere near what I would prefer. But I digress. So the guy leaves her after being summoned by his manager and I continue my search through the CDs. Next thing I know she is standing next to me and leans in to me and says, “Can I grind your <bleep>?” I really did not know how to respond, so I just said, “A little forward aren’t you?” She responded, “I thought you were hot and wanted to ride you.” I asked her how old she was and she said she was 20. I then asked her how I old she thought I was and she said 25. I explained I was 35 and she said, “Experienced…I like that!” Now I am really confused. So I said, “We haven’t even been formally introduced.” She replied, “I think we are beyond that, don’t you?” Basically, I was trying to let her know I wasn’t interested. Let me rephrase that, I wasn’t available. She just didn’t get it. I didn’t want to be rude, but finally I just turned away and started focusing on skimming through the CDs again.

Here I am, in my hotel room wondering what the hell that was all about. It’s not like I was looking particularly slick at the time. I was in my usual baggy shorts, with a double thick/double-holed belt, my Red Sox baseball cap, sunglasses, wallet with medium-sized chain dangling from front pocket, and my “What’s the definition of a Canadian?” t-shirt. By the way, the answer is: “An unarmed American with healthcare.” I had been traveling all day and didn’t smell great. Not that I stunk, but I wasn’t wearing Tag or anything. I felt like I was in one of their commercials.

I ask, why did this not happen when I was like 19-20 years old? Also, how should I have handled this?

Argh! This is soooo frustrating. I did not need this right now.

You better not be trolling.

I think you handled it exactly right.

She could have been after your wallet, a lucrative pregnancy (or fake pregnancy), a sugar daddy, or something I would never think of. Whatever it was, I'm sure it would have involved you getting screwed in more ways than one. It didn't happen when you were 19 because you weren't a good mark back then. At 35, you're likely to have a lot more money than when you were 19.
Gwenevyn is right; you handled it perfectly.

Yeah, you said you had both physics and math degrees and THEN she wanted to ride you. I agree with Esperanza - she figured you would have money. Maybe you could have said you weren't available, but the way she was after you she probably wouldn't have taken that for an answer. You handled it well - bravo!

Don't lick your eyebrows in public.

Or just into bright guys.

I have girls say s**t like this to me all the time, though I generally tell them "you wish," to see how stupid they are. If they're dumb, they usually can't tell I'm messing with their heads. Those who are smart enough keep going.

No worries, Trigger11 -- if she's that eager to get into bed with you, she might be equally eager to get out of there as well afterwards. That would have triggered my "this-looks-too-good-to-be-true" alarm as well, and as several other members have mentioned, chances are that she was out to get something other than a hot relationship...!

I've had a woman who's 100% stranger to me, cope up on instant messaging and suggesting all sorts of intimacy. I told her point blank, that for all she knew, I could be one of those whackos that charm ladies, drug them to unconciousnes, then rape and kill them, and finally dump them in some isolated outback. That kind of cooled her interest...!

Work, clubs, anywhere outside the home, somewhere that interests you. Never pretend to be someone you're not, either. Women hate that more than anything. Smile, relax, and say hi to the lady if she catches your eye.

Coming from a sixteen year old who hasn't had a real girlfriend, ever.