What do you talk about on a blind date?

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16 Apr 2023, 2:22 pm

Now that you are appropriately attired for your blind date (viewtopic.php?t=411890), you may be wondering what to talk about to break the ice and get to know the lucky individual.

Feel free to post any topics or conversation starters you might have or ones that have worked for you in the past.

I’ll go first.

- any sentence that starts with “my therapist says…”

- “My ex was a real psycho. I’m not allowed within 500 feet of her house!”

- “Everyone in my family is a sociopath!”

- “The prequels were the best movies in the Star Wars’ franchise!”

- “I think I love you.” :heart:

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16 Apr 2023, 2:34 pm

What sorta baby names do you like? I was thinking <name here>...

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16 Apr 2023, 2:40 pm

- My biological clock is ticking….

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16 Apr 2023, 2:56 pm

Talk about your spouse and kids. :mrgreen:

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16 Apr 2023, 2:57 pm

- Have you seen that pic I sent you?

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16 Apr 2023, 2:59 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:

- Have you seen that pic I sent you?

Oh, no? *pulls out a poster-sized print-out* :nerdy:

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16 Apr 2023, 3:00 pm

:lol:

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16 Apr 2023, 3:01 pm

- I think it’s about time that we talked about a safe word…

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16 Apr 2023, 3:02 pm

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- I think it’s about time that we talked about a safe word…

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16 Apr 2023, 3:09 pm

:lol:

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16 Apr 2023, 3:11 pm

What is the definition of a blind date? Is it someone you have never seen before IRL?. Is it someone you've never spoken too apart from 'hello'?

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16 Apr 2023, 3:12 pm

- Can I interest you in a Watchtower and Awake? Would you like a free home Bible study? I hope you don’t mind that my brother came along as a chaperone. I’m sure you’ll really enjoy the fellowship. :heart:

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16 Apr 2023, 3:12 pm

Recidivist wrote:

What is the definition of a blind date? Is it someone you have never seen before IRL?. Is it someone you've never spoken too apart from 'hello'?

It could be either, I think.

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16 Apr 2023, 3:17 pm

Ok, I've never done the former but in the latter,

Set up with a friends girlfriends sister, at a gig that was very loud.

BD: 'Do you want one of these?' (Ecstasy pill)
Me: No thanks.

Drink>stage dive>drink>fall over multiple times in front of her due to a bad knee which she finds hilarious>go back to mine>bobs your uncle.

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16 Apr 2023, 4:08 pm

- Would you like to see all of my tatts?

(I was asked this by a woman whose son I was teaching. In front of son. Seems like a good opener though.)

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16 Apr 2023, 4:14 pm

- Get your tats oot for the boys.

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