A REALLY hot girl knocked on my door...

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She was very nice, but turns out she was selling something-or-other -- I wasn't really able to figure out what, since she was talking so NT-fast.
She made some speech about how she's too cute to be selling Girl Scout Cookies, to which I fake-laughed with her. She had this really, majorly wrinkled up brochure to show me, which looked like it had been previously crumpled up in a ball and shoved in her pocket or something. But before I even verbally said anything, she goes, "You're not even going to look at it?" I guess she could tell somehow.

"No", I said assuringly, and sent her away.

I guess I could have given her some advice: "You know, I might, if this brochure looked half as good as you do. Got time for a Scotch and soda?"

Last edited by Ragtime on 28 Sep 2007, 9:40 am, edited 2 times in total.

Could of i dont get hot girls knocking at my door lol,

Ya, dating doesn't get much easier than hot girls knocking at your door. I mean, you didn't even have to ask them out, and they're already at your apartment. All you have to do is invite them in for a snack and a drink, and there's your date. And if she says no, you hadn't put yourself out there anyway -- she came to you, so you'll feel no sense of rejection if she declines.

Only one thing, if things start to go sour... she already knows where you live.

Plus, I assume Hot women are just trying to steal my luxurious stuff...

Like my collection of legos...

more proof that looks can get one hired...

ROFL! Maybe THAT'S it. She saw my piano once, when I had my door open, and later came to knock on my door, sweet-talk me, and steal it.

Oh, the way she was layin' it on, I'm sure 95% of all men who answered their doors that evening parted with money. Most cute girls aren't as outwardly bold as she was, because they don't have to be. Show me a bold and cute girl, and I'll show you a deadly weapon indeed!

so....?

If I get a hot female knock on my door I better hide my Sega collection.

I got worse things to worry about.

meth addict.

Might want to insure that piano.

Dude, you probably have much better things of value to hide.

If a hot chick knocked on my door, I would not allow her to go upstairs.

Last edited by AnonymousAnonymous on 29 Sep 2007, 11:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.

She probably wouldn't have come in, ya know. Besides, any girl who can't accept you for your Sega collection is a girl who's not worth your time, nor would she be a girl who'd consider you worth HER time.

I thought you couldn't date, watch football or have fun if your christian

He is a blasphemer!! !

You have legos too??? I've got the impression that you are a superb guy, and now I know for sure

OK, something for the topic: A couple of times I encountered a postwoman with really good looks. I got some deliveries that didn't fit thru my mail slot, that's why she rang my doorbell. Too bad that she woke me up and I had to open the door with only underwear on