20 Jul 2005, 9:28 am
For all the single people out there, let's start a big long list of the advantages of being single.
1. You can eat ice cream for breakfast and no one will yell at you.
2. You have the bed all to yourself.
3. On weekends, you can waste time watching football with no one to interupt you.
4. Look at the money you will save.
5. You don't have to limit your vacations to Disney World. You can travel all over the world.
6. You can talk to your parents whenever you want.
7. You can have 12 parrots or any other animal you want in the house with no one to yell at you.
8. Plenty of time outside work to start a new hobby and put effort into it (such as karate, writing, guitar lessons).
9. Just the thought of being able to go wherever and whenever you please.
10. I can eat pizza 10 nights in a row (since I work at Domino's, I get a discount 
).
20 Jul 2005, 11:06 am
Erm...whereas (for me anyway), the utter lack of any sex/affection whatsoever totally *negates* any and all supposed advantages of being single... 
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20 Jul 2005, 11:23 am
*Gives you an affectionate cyber-hug*
20 Jul 2005, 11:30 am
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20 Jul 2005, 3:45 pm
We should start a support group for miserable single folks!
20 Jul 2005, 3:46 pm
20 Jul 2005, 3:48 pm
*You're* not invited, nayashi, you party-pooper!
20 Jul 2005, 4:30 pm
didn't you read the title?
advantages he said, advantages!
20 Jul 2005, 4:32 pm
advantages he said, advantages!
Such as?!
20 Jul 2005, 4:37 pm
y'know, eating pizza...10 nights in a row...and ...lots of other stuff...like...
20 Jul 2005, 4:45 pm
HA! Exaaaaaaaaaaaaaaactly.
Think I'll go chew on some glass, now.
20 Jul 2005, 4:54 pm
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