Really odd pickup lines you ACTUALLY USE

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Alright, I really loved the aspie to aspie pickup line thread a while ago, but what I'm looking for here are flirtatious comments or pickup lines people have ACTUALLY USED. And since we may not actually use pickup lines in the normal sense of the word, let us expand the definition to include the broaching of hitting on someone you may already know.

I usually go for things like the following example, but I can't remember them specifically:

"Want to know something interesting? I'm definitely going to hell -- the shame is you'll probably never know why."

It's the only thing I can think of that addresses all of my concerns in a clear and logical fashion. Lol..

"Hi"

Lol, ******* <3

I might say some of the ones I posted in the funnies...maybe . I'd have to make sure I have my fake moustache ready

Ok odd. Let me think...

"I saw you standing there by the side on your own and I thought I'd join you"

"Oh sorry...I didn't mean to poke you in the eye my with my my paper....Please don't sue me"

"Hi you standing on the other platform, if you'd could hear me mumbling under my breath you'd know I think your attractive"

"This is not a panic attack, it is amateur dramatics"

"Will you be my guinea pig?"

"You don't smell like the ground floor of Debenhams. That pleases me"

"What did you think of that band...?"

“Hi. I don’t really know you but I’m pretty sure you’re ok”

"I’m ASD…Awesomely Silly Disorder!"


OK maybe not

One time I was telling people that I could turn any subject into a pickup line. One person said "glass table"... I responded with "Between you and this glass table, I could make an impressive heat ray..."

I had a girl over at my house and we were playing pool. She made a rule that whenever we made a shot, we had to tell the other person a fact about ourselves that we didn't already know. We were starting them with "Here's a fact:", so the next day I send her a text message that said "Here's a fact: I had a great time with you last night."

I met someone I went out with for three months with that exact line!

Once I said 'Ha…

[LONG PAUSE]

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That was on a train I was travelling to work. She turned to grab the in-train magazine which was the nearest thing behind her. Nobody actually reads those unless they are suffering from insomnia.

This was in my naive days perhaps. I first saw her when I was on that train a previous morning. I was groggy and was having a nap. I must have awoke in a comical fashion, as that was when I saw her sitting in front giggling at me. She had bad acne but was quite pretty nonetheless.

Well so only happened to work on the same industrial estate! Well come to think of it was a really dead end suburb of Portsmouth, there are precious other places she could have worked unless she worked in one of the shops.

I don’t remember who got off the train first that time but it is obviously a tad embarrassing ending up going the same way for ten minutes. I think she worked at a place near the start of the industrial estate, however one or two times she actually of followed me till I got to the factory office that I worked in, which I thought was interesting. I don’t know if she thought I was just a creep and gone the second hand shop to buy a shirt an tie so I could pretend to work on the same industrial estate lol.

Before the aforementioned incident, she was nearly always on the train I took. In fact I was pretty adept at knowing which carriage she’d be on too. I was quite isolated and lonely back then, I just wanted someone to be able to relate to and possibly be a girlfriend/companion. I felt I could relate to her because she was very shy like I was.

After the incident I didn’t really have much way of avoiding bumping into her. Once there had been a lot of rain. We had both been walking down this long decline the when down to a walk way under the dual caraway on the way to the industrial estate. She was in front on this occasion. It turned out that the bottom walkway was completely flooded (duh). She was by the by the edge of the water and I was around 5 paces behind on the ramp. I stood there for a second (the brain is slow early in the morning). She actually dangled her foot into the dirty water and was contemplating going though whatever broken glass and syringes that were down there. I guess I must have freaked her out for a second. I didn’t want her to try going though there. So started to walk up the ramp again so she could exit, and she came up behind me. I sort of took a fast pace after that so I could give her some space.

Sorry I’ve gone on a bit.

Last edited by 0_equals_true on 28 Jan 2008, 4:55 pm, edited 1 time in total.

There was I, thinking I was being original