Flowers are plant privates

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17 Feb 2008, 4:13 pm

The fower is tecnically the penis and/or vagina of a plant. If you ever smell a flower it makes you a perverted botanophile.

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17 Feb 2008, 4:17 pm

hehe... I never thought about that :lol: I will have to bring this to my biology teachers attention.

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17 Feb 2008, 4:26 pm

You never smell the crotches of your classmates?
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17 Feb 2008, 4:28 pm

Makes sense

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17 Feb 2008, 4:41 pm

so if flowers are plants privates, it dosn't make them so 'private' does it?

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17 Feb 2008, 4:42 pm

Flowers smell weird. I guess it makes sense in that case.

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17 Feb 2008, 5:04 pm

The pollen is filled with sperm cells.

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17 Feb 2008, 5:06 pm

Great, now I'm going to have more The Wall nightmares...

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17 Feb 2008, 5:10 pm

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perverted botanophile

Hehe.

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17 Feb 2008, 5:38 pm

Think the whole custom of giving flowers as romantic gifts stems from our subconscious jealousy of how grotesque and ridiculous our genintals look by comparison compelling us to wish to see them slowly rot and die out of spite?

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17 Feb 2008, 6:27 pm

...and on Earth, they use plant genitalia to signal the opposite sex of their attentions...

well, that's symbolism for ya. You'd be surprised to know that red lipstick is a substitute for...well...let's not go there...this is a family forum...

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17 Feb 2008, 6:37 pm

thanks for that. that certainly made me laugh :lol:

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17 Feb 2008, 6:46 pm

pakled wrote:

well, that's symbolism for ya. You'd be surprised to know that red lipstick is a substitute for...well...let's not go there...this [i]is a family forum...

A substitute for what?

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