I'm pitiful

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If you want to know the definition of pitiful, you're looking at it.I figured out why about 10 minutes ago.I'm selling candy for a band trip, and just now, out of the twisted combination of 1)Chocolate Craving and 2)Pity for myself, I managed to fish up $1.50 worth of pennies and bought 2 whole packs of my own candy!
I really need a girlfriend.:(

How does candy sales affect you getting a girlfriend in any way?

Solution: buy candy, give to girl.

It's sensible and within your means.

Last edited by Pugly on 04 Mar 2008, 4:46 pm, edited 1 time in total.

I just need a girlfriend so I can stop being so pathetic!

chocolate is a friend of mine!

Choclate+Girlfriend=Aphrodisiac

Girlfriend+Aphrodisiac=Great sex

I'm a missing something? I think I understand what you're getting at, but isn't it aren't you being a bit harsh on yourself? Remember; Candy's good for you.

There's a Catch 22.
*buys chocolate...*
*Buys a bit more, just to be safe*
....
*Buys a shelf worth.*
*Looks around...*
$%!&, what am I supposed to do now .... ?

I just need a girlfriend to straighten me out, one who sees me for who I (being a pathetic, porkous, Forum surfing Aspie) am and accepts me nonetheless. Oh, a man can dream.....a man can dream.

Straighten you out? You want a girlfriend with a forge, anvil and hammer?

That would be cool.

Hate to speak any harsh truths on that one but its the other way around, they quite often in most cases won't look twice at a guy until he does that for himself. Still, if you've got some 70% cocoa there you might have something...