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NightsideEclipse
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28 Nov 2007, 7:55 am

This is of course for humor's sake. I'll start off.

- Hey baby, my special interest is you.

- I'll be your hug machine.



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28 Nov 2007, 8:06 am

I like you, do you like me ?



talitha_kumi
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28 Nov 2007, 8:28 am

"You and me baby, we aint nothing but mammals. So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel?"



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28 Nov 2007, 8:38 am

Your shoes are actually kind of ugly, want to F*** anyway?


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28 Nov 2007, 9:08 am

"Hey cutie, wanna come back to my place and watch my lava lamp?" :wink:


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28 Nov 2007, 10:05 am

I'll show you my detailed notes on the interesting outliers of the Iowa caucus for October/November and the projected ones for December if you show me your C++ codex for converting Apache to RedHat. . .

:wink: baby!

Merle



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28 Nov 2007, 10:36 am

sinsboldly wrote:
I'll show you my detailed notes on the interesting outliers of the Iowa caucus for October/November and the projected ones for December if you show me your C++ codex for converting Apache to RedHat. . .

:wink: baby!

Merle


You had me at "I'll show you".

:P

Alei wrote:
Your shoes are actually kind of ugly, want to F*** anyway?


R.O.F.L.



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28 Nov 2007, 10:38 am

I love it when you talk nerdy!



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28 Nov 2007, 10:52 am

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28 Nov 2007, 10:56 am

Show me your assembly code and I'll code up an Input-Output interface for it :D



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28 Nov 2007, 11:14 am

i'd like to do some genetic experiments on you :twisted:



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28 Nov 2007, 11:15 am

talitha_kumi wrote:
"You and me baby, we aint nothing but mammals. So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel?"
im sorry to go out of my way to tell you this but i HATE that song :x
it makes me think of me watching someone taking a sh-t :(



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28 Nov 2007, 11:16 am

Beenthere wrote:
"Hey cutie, wanna come back to my place and watch my lava lamp?" :wink:
yes please! :D



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28 Nov 2007, 11:50 am

This made my day - thanks guys.


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28 Nov 2007, 12:07 pm

spirited wrote:
I love it when you talk nerdy!

:pirat:


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28 Nov 2007, 12:57 pm

I'll talk nerdy to you if you talk nerdy to me.

Want to put your pipette in my Erlenmeyer flask?

Want to see a librarian with her glasses off?