Super soaker
Super soaker aqua shock. You simply add ice and you give you victim an exhilarating, refreshing soak with this gun. Who said being frozen to like a Popsicle isn’t any fun.
I once compared loneliness to being cold because the cold can stop you from enjoying almost anything. I know it is much worse. I don’t think it would be much fun if they invented a Super Soaker that shoots loneliness at their victim.