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15 May 2008, 6:06 pm

Will you be my wife?



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15 May 2008, 6:11 pm

You're a little young for me. I mean, I'm a sixteen-year-old girl and you're...well...a seven-month-old fetus with an unsettling ET stare. I just don't think it would work out.


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15 May 2008, 6:16 pm

MissPickwickian wrote:
You're a little young for me. I mean, I'm a sixteen-year-old girl and you're...well...a seven-month-old fetus with an unsettling ET stare. I just don't think it would work out.
lol

You'll find a wife eventually!



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15 May 2008, 6:41 pm

I'd like a wife too. someone to cook and clean and look after me. nice.



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15 May 2008, 6:45 pm

Me too. Please. I'm not very picky. Just someone who's not spoilt and is honest.



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15 May 2008, 7:30 pm

pat666rick wrote:
Will you be my wife?



Well, ok :lol:


LOL :lol:



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15 May 2008, 8:08 pm

Sorry, no I likey de women :lmao:



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15 May 2008, 9:46 pm

Women love desperation.



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15 May 2008, 9:51 pm

I was inspired to create this thread after listening to the David Bowie song "Be My Wife" :lol: It was stuck in my head so I figured "what the hell, I'll make a thread on WP with that same title".

Have any of you guys heard it before? Here's a short sample of it --------------------------> http://pat666rick.googlepages.com/PREVI ... MyWife.mp3



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15 May 2008, 10:16 pm

So you weren't serious? :cry:


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15 May 2008, 10:19 pm

I didn't think so...because he would be more detailed if he was :D



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15 May 2008, 10:28 pm

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I'd like a wife too. someone to cook and clean and look after me. nice.


^^^^This is why with most women, the amount of work they have to do doubles when they get married. I vow never to be that kind of hubby, sensory defensiveness be damned.



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15 May 2008, 10:43 pm

I'd be happy to be your wife :oops: :D :roll: :P


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16 May 2008, 1:48 am

Veresae wrote:
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I'd like a wife too. someone to cook and clean and look after me. nice.


^^^^This is why with most women, the amount of work they have to do doubles when they get married. I vow never to be that kind of hubby, sensory defensiveness be damned.


if you can last more than five years being married and STILL not be that kind of hubby...i'll give you an award or something. after about the fifth year, even the BEST trained guys revert back to expecting the cooking/cleaning/caretaker role of the wifey.

and we wonder why divorce statistics are so high...


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16 May 2008, 2:27 am

^My dad never did anything like that with my mom. He helped her in so many ways and they were married for 20 years. They're still obviously friends after their break up.

Even though he was a full blown alcoholic which is another story. :roll:


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16 May 2008, 12:39 pm

sodarktheshadows wrote:
Veresae wrote:
Postperson wrote:
I'd like a wife too. someone to cook and clean and look after me. nice.


^^^^This is why with most women, the amount of work they have to do doubles when they get married. I vow never to be that kind of hubby, sensory defensiveness be damned.


if you can last more than five years being married and STILL not be that kind of hubby...i'll give you an award or something. after about the fifth year, even the BEST trained guys revert back to expecting the cooking/cleaning/caretaker role of the wifey.

and we wonder why divorce statistics are so high...


s**t, I'd give me an award too, because there are so many things I can't stand doing because it overstimulates my senses, makes me feel disgusted. But love's more important than that--I can learn to suck it up if it's for the right person.