Once I finish college, I'll start looking for the love of my life. I think on pretty much all the dating sites, I'll say I have Asperger's because it's better for an Anti-Aspie to read this and move on than to meet me and get disappointed after going through so much trouble.
I'll keep signing up onto new dating sites ad infinitum until I finally find the woman of my dreams.
This will also be an attempt to break the world record for signing up on the most online dating sites. If I find the right woman, I'll promptly cease this record attempt.
Or if I make it to breaking the world record, after gaining worldwide fame through Guinness, some women will feel sympathetic enough to try and court me. I know there's a growing number of charitable & empathic women out there.
But anyway, what is the current world record?
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1. Blog:
http://www.bigyesbomb.com
2. I'm destined to find my soul-mate. If I
have to, I'll go for the Guinness World Records for signing up on the most dating sites. If I find the one to marry, I'll happily abandon that attempt.