Name: Christopher "Chris" Johnson
Age: 19
Race Pale-ass skrawny white boy
Gender: Male
Orientation: Bisexual (large male pref.)
Height: 6ft 2inch - 187cm
Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota
Hobbies: Computer games, Sleeping, Reading, Internet (not that interesting right now)
Interests: General PC gaming rubbish, Various internet forums, Current events, Politics, Architecture, Infrastructure (physical and IT), Asian culture (primarily Chinese), Astrophysics
Music: Electro, Electronica, House, Drum N' Bass, Dubstep, Synthpop, IDM, UK Bass, Glitch-hop, Breakcore, Downtempo, Dub, Ambient, Piano, Neoclassical
Books: Sci-Fi, Science, Statistic (world record books & books w/ wierd interesting facts), politics.
Magazines: Popular Mechanics, Popular Science, PCGamer, GAMEINFORMER
Clothing: Hipster-esque slim jeans internet-bought shirts from various 3rd party websites.
Job: Unemployed welfare hogging high-school dropout. Planning to probably work at Barnes & Noble or Target after I acquire a GED.
Have a picture of my fat ugly mug: