Quotes fom NTs that you hate?

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-Yolo (you only live once)
-Swag
- Anything with a hash tag (#)
-"I'm a redneck." Coming from a family of rednecks I can't stand this because your not a redneck just because you fly a confederate flag.
-No offense
-Hate is a strong word.
-I love you. This only bothers me if two people have been dating for less than a month.
-"Your ignorant." I only hate this one if someone ignorant says it.
-"I'm a cool person but tell it how it is." In other words your a d***** bag.

That's the way the cookie crumbles

I cringe when I hear that.

Box?!? What box? Where? I didn't know there was a box.

Are there cookies inside the box?

"So, where do you go to church?"

These are now outdated because they were so pathetic, but I remember when everyone repeated them all the time and you couldn't have a conversation with anyone without them spurting these every few minutes:

"You must go with the flow"
"You must think positive"
"It's not you, it's me"
"You have to be spontaneous" (meaning: you have to jump through my loops without prior announcement)

That one is particularly disturbing if you have watched "Timber Falls".

^ I still hear these two every now and then

This one I kinda hate hearing it because it's actually something I do my best to avoid doing:

"your giving that way too much thought." or "You're overthinking things too much. Let it go."

"Whatever ..."

Grrrrrr....

A good retort to "get out of your comfort zone" is: "how about we get you out of your comfort zone and see how you like it?" or even shortened to "You first"

But only use that if someone is REALLY annoying you, as it will certainly not make you any friends

Another thing that I hate is when you say you're depressed (and you actually are diagnosed with clinical depression or an iteration thereof) and NT's who've never experienced it say: "Cheer up" "Get over it" or "You'll be fine"

My reaction to these statements can be summarised by a meme picture:





Or when someone uses depressed when they really mean sad

Oooo, the Lab Pet hates 'get out of your comfort zone' too. Then they can stay in their own comfort zone and get OUT OF MINE!! ! OK, the Lab Pet is not so comfortable after all. If they stick their hand in your comfort zone, BITE them

Liking the meme picture

"You're just making excuses."

"You gotta do what you gotta do."

Don't worry about it.

Your creepy.

Your weird.

You thinking to hard about it.

Get over it.

Why worry about it?

"Opposites attract."
"But he/she is good people."
"There is one step between love and hate."
"[irrelevant adjective] people are better people."
"You don't have a mental disorder because [stupid argument]."
"No, but yes... I mean... A little..."

1. "I'm good thanks."

2. How about when they are asking you a question to get you to agree with them.

3. "People with Asperger's Syndrome have a not empathy and go off for no reason."

4. Careless responses IE- "She was not a good friend huh?" (They say it in this sweet voice as if you are an animal or a child.

5. "Aren't you a little old to be talking about cartoons? Other adults your age might joke about it but they don't have such a deep conversation."

oh gosh i hate these. i hate these so much. it's like, oh. thank you so much! i've been enlightened. from now on everything is easy and carefree. why did i not think of this before!