That's why I use lolz or XD.
But really, almost everything about modern culture irritates me. Especially things like parties and holidays. Don't get me wrong, a day off from work isn't anything to complain about, but whose idea was it to take a tree, put it inside and decorate it, and then put a bunch of lights outside. And then in April we hide eggs... to celebrate the day that Jesus rose from the dead. WHAT!?!?! Or even better yet, for Halloween kids dress up in costumes and walk around to people's houses asking for candy. It's a crazy world we live in.
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