Blasty wrote:
Every day for six months, I had to resist the urge to walk to my car with pistol in hand and simply off the neighbor's obnoxious dogs on the way. Or whack them on the head with a hardwood club. Or throw them some poisoned meat. I had to deal with them barking incessantly and aggressively at me every time I stepped outside. Fortunately I was able to control that urge.
Then I moved. No more dogs!

Now I have to deal with stupid little kids either in the road or throwing things into the road as I come home. I thought parents still taught kids that the street is dangerous? Seems like they don't give a crap about controlling their kids, but as soon as I bump one off it'll be all my fault

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Crying babies and screaming toddlers. Yep, that's another bad sound. When I hear that in a store or a restaurant, I just wish the parents had a roll of duct tape or a sedative handy. Or that it was socially acceptable for me to walk over there do it myself.
If I ever open a restaurant, there will be a dumpster next to the front door where people will be required to deposit their screaming little brats before they come in.
I hate society.
Your whole post made me LOL! "roll of duct tape"
I voted for ALL.
The last apartment I lived, I had been there for 8 years. The next door neighbours had a black Lab who would bark at me every evening when I went to walk my rabbit. Their deck was just at ear-level for me where I would walk my bunny where the grass was, and the fence did nothing to muffle the sound. This dog would be super quiet sometimes so I'd think she wasn't out, then she'd wait till I was right beside the fence and on the other side at ear level was her deck and she'd bark so loud right beside me my poor heart would just about jump out my chest

I
hate being startled dammit.
I don't blame the dog - I blame the owners, there are those collars nowadays that help train the dog not to bark at everything.
The kicker is that I would speak to the dog in soothing voices, hoping she'd get used to me and recognize I'm not an intruder. But after 8 years she would still bark at me - and they say dogs are smart, I don't get it but this dog didn't seem smart to me, after 8 years I never intruded in her yard and yet she didn't come to recognize my voice after all that time??! !
ETA: I would never throw poisoned meat to a dog.. I think people who do that for real are horrible scum, now the owners on the other hand.........
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Aspie score 145 of 200
NT score 56 of 200
AQ score: 47
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