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MONKEY
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19 May 2010, 4:55 pm

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there was a fellow who used to service the trucks for a company i worked for a few years ago, and every time i parked my car in the company carpark and started to walk inside, he said hello to me (as the truck service area was in the carpark). we became friends and we spoke about all sorts of things. i knew him for about 2 years.
one day, a man was with him, and he intruduced this man to me and he said "this is my boyfriend michael", and they kissed.
i nervously said "oh dear! i am late and i must be going now so see ya" (without looking at my watch) and when i went inside i said to a person that i did not know the guy who worked on the trucks was gay.
i was told that it was a girl who worked on the trucks. i never knew he was a girl in the whole 2 years i knew him. he had short hair and i assumed he was a man (even though he had a high pitched voice).


Wow, this one deserves an award.


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19 May 2010, 6:28 pm

At the last dinner outing that I went on, with a group of friends from my clubhouse, I've quipped, "So Erica and Nowhana are an item!" Erica said, "I'm right here."


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19 Jun 2011, 4:24 am

The other day I posted a few poems on a site and attempted to socialized with the locals a bit...the only method of communication is brief blurts, that take a little bit to post.

So one women says she sent another guy a text "I sent you a text message", apparently out of concern for his mental state that evening...so figuring he needed a pick me up, I threw a little media crazed sexual innuendo into the mix to lighten up the mood and posted this.

..."Are you two sexting?" O.O

Didn't go over very well. : (

Now the women is posting hate filled poems directed at me, for trying to make her look like an internet predator. >.<