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Firegirl531
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01 Jan 2009, 7:50 pm

b9 wrote:

Q: how you you get a nun pregnant?
A: you dress her up as an altar boy.

....when i was in indonesia, there was a man who said he could write my name on a grain of rice ! !!..............for only $10.

so i went and bought 5 kilograms of rice, and i had him sign every grain with my name.

now there is no question as to who's rice it at my place.


I love these jokes; especially the one with the nun. 8)



Sea_of_Saiyan
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02 Jan 2009, 2:35 am

I'm always the one who takes an X-rated conversation a little too far,,,