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Deus_ex_machina
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28 Nov 2007, 9:03 am

Why did Hellen Keller lose her hand?

She tried to read a road sign at 40 miles an hour.

One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit.'

Q: Why did the young boy touch himself at night?

A: He was shot in his stomach and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

http://geocities.com/ryanjk641/Anti-Jokes.txt

I'm sorry what were you saying about being offensive?


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28 Nov 2007, 1:17 pm

Deus_ex_machina wrote:
Why did Hellen Keller lose her hand?

She tried to read a road sign at 40 miles an hour.

One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit.'

Q: Why did the young boy touch himself at night?

A: He was shot in his stomach and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

http://geocities.com/ryanjk641/Anti-Jokes.txt

I'm sorry what were you saying about being offensive?


*laughter!! !*
those are hilarious! XD



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28 Nov 2007, 11:11 pm

I often more than naught like to go to places with humour that many wouldn't consider in good taste.