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18 Sep 2008, 11:23 pm

"Well, I was just talking to (insert name of an at least septuagenarian female here), and she said that she thought you were handsome..."

Oh swell, but her granddaughter saw me and threw up in her mouth a little.



Mindovermatter
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19 Sep 2008, 8:37 am

Keith wrote:
"I don't know what you're worried about"

"There's nothing wrong with you"

woah this on x10. although keith, I think this has to do with THEIR denial :D


hmmm, "you'll be fine, just listen to people as much as you talk" im tryin dad, im tryin



ToadOfSteel
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19 Sep 2008, 12:20 pm

The Golden Rule:

He who has the gold makes the rules...



Mindovermatter
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19 Sep 2008, 3:08 pm

Tahitiii wrote:
No_YOU_get_over_it wrote:
You overthink everything / don't think so much
That one is jealous, in a twisted sort of way. Thinking is never a bad thing. He just doesn't want to make any effort, so I have to do it all. I, with my empathy deficit, need to figure you out because you can't meet me half-way.

No_YOU_get_over_it wrote:
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Unless it criples you or makes you weaker, which is more often the case. That, and "God will never give you something that you can't handle." Maybe it's never happened to YOU, but what about the 800 Billion people who have died in the history of the world? War, famine, plague... everyone who has ever died did so because he ran into something that he couldn't handle.

no they died because god said "your not promised tomorrow" hence repent and ask for forgiveness and be saved. But you can twist gods word anyway we like cant we? :roll:



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19 Sep 2008, 6:53 pm

'He who follows the golden rule until he becomes the golden fool' - William Blake.

Magliabechi.



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19 Sep 2008, 7:32 pm

Someone I used to get along with recommended, among other things, that I should drop acid in order to fit in better. I told him to stop and he didn't.

Fortunately, I was able to make him pay for his lack of respect.


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23 Sep 2008, 1:18 pm

"Just be yourself" is the undisputed classic.
"Why are you so quiet?"

kajjie wrote:
People only make fun of you because they're jealous.

Hah, I love that one. I remember being dragged to a nightclub in my student days by my room-mates. I waited just inside while my mate Andy (the only true friend I had then) went off to the cloakroom. Three or four girls came up to me and started making fun of my glasses, asking me if I wanted to go home with them, saying how sexy I was, etc (you know the tone of voice). I was mortified. Yes, I really think they were so jealous that I wear bottle-bottom glasses and stand on my own in nightclubs! In the end, my mate Andy tore them off a strip, they ended up having a slanging match in the foyer, the girls telling us to f*** off after insisting they didn't mean any harm, just having a laugh, etc. Nice.