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But he committed the worst sin of all-- he interrupted our posting pleasure!

Hey werbert, you said you wanted to know how to get banned: start filling the ladies' PM boxes with pornographic, foul-mouthed, threatening PMs, and then post anti-Semitic slurs that would make hitler proud.

Seriously, the women here should feel safe and at least know they have recourse if some guy is whispering poison in the shadows. Otherwise you'll have even fewer girls looking for aspie affection .

Didn't you get those foul-mouthed, pornographic PM's I sent you? And I see you've obviously missed my posts in the "Hitler wasn't so bad" thread.

I got the poetic pornographic ones, but not the foul-mouthed pornographic ones!

Oh, you mean the ones like this?

There once was a man from Nantucket...Never mind




I'll send you the foul-mouthed ones right away.

Things we love about Nantucket!

A man came from there who...

Speak for yourself.

I even gave him the benifit of the doubt telling him what town i'm in, before he turned on me.

That was not too smart. Did you tell him your real name, too? I hate to sound harsh, but you never know who you might be talking to online. For all anyone knows, I could be a convicted murderer on death row in Louisiana for the rape and killing of a child back in 1987.

Oops. I've said too much.

Anyway, here's what wikipedia had to say about the man from Nantucket:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

NT conversation killer. Just thought I'd point that out.

I didn't think they let the death row guys use the internet?

Maybe an escaped convicted child murderer?

He seemed reasonable enough before I heard of this other rubbish, but you're right I probably shouldn't have said.

hey, just read this, thought we could turn this into a funny rhyme type thread.



There was an old fellow of Lyme
Who lived with three wives at one time.
When asked, 'Why the third?'
He replied, 'One’s absurd,
And bigamy, sir, is a crime.'


saw something else that related to multiple marriages too ( maybe chris would like a few wifes)

A popular joke with Mark Twain has Twain asked to cite a Scripture reference that forbids polygamy, and he responds with, "No man can serve two masters.

Cristopher M, you're a sad, pathetic f**k. Seriously.

Go outside, learn some social skills, initiate the proper decorum with women, and maybe you might have a chance.

And stop portraying every women as a walking vagina waiting to get f****d by your knob.

travesti_angelique

That would be really nice if he wanted to learn any social skills for relating to women.

Unfortunately he thinks that he should be worshipped like a god by all women, and any that disagree should be in jail and raped for leading him on - by being nice to him or wearing "sexy" clothes like a nurses uniform.

He knows he's perfect - it's all us women who can't see that who are broken.

I remember reading somewhere that the longer an aspie spends alone before they comes to term with who they are, the more likely that that will withdraw completely from society, and the more likely they'll develop personality flaws that will keep them lonely.

TechnoMonk, it tooks me 36 years to find out and 2 more to accept it. And i agree with your conclusions