Not Caring About Anything (Carefree)

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Yo Dudes, I Felt I should Have Said Ages Ago, But I Didnt Get To Where I Am Now Mentioning It All As It Happens. I Have Learned To Take EVERYTHING (Litrally F*ckin Everything) As A Joke. Life Is Entertainment, Im Always Smiling, Sarcasm, Jokes, Murks, Fun Im Always Behind It.

With This Attitude Comes Added Bonuses. you Care Not How Anything Pans Out, You Think "Meh. If It Happens, It Happens". I Mean Dude, Realising Nothing Is Serious And Just Layin Back And Chillin Is The BEST Feeling You Can Imagine. Slammed Your Mrs? This Is Better. (Probably Not, But Needed A Good Comparison).

I Can Teach if You Wish, But I Dont Think Teaching Is Possible. All Ill Say Now Is Be On Point With The Jokes. A Boy Said Earlier "Heres What You Do With Scissors. Open Them Really Wide..." At Which Point I Cut Straight In With The Immortal Line, "Same As I Did To Your Mum's Legs". He Flipped Out. Make Them There And Then.

RANT OVER!! !! (oh Yeah, My New Attitude May Cause Widespread Conflict, Strife And Offence Within WP, And Evetually The Internet. Meh, If It Happens, It Happens.)

Oh Yeah (A 2nd Time), The Point I Was Getting At Is Who Else Is Like This?

Did your new attitude also teach you to capitalize every word? Seriously man, that is some real effort right there

Whenever I strike up conversation with a woman, I open with three minutes of pure stream of consciousness. When they get uncomfortable and walk away I say "Hey where you going? There's a lot more where that came from."

Now everyone calls me "Rambling Guy". The key to a successful social life is scoring a sweet nickname.

Sh*t, was i doin that again? Meh its been done now. Cheers for tellin me anyways. I know it annoys a lot of people but im still workin out of it.

No, I don't follow that philosophy, I reject any "black and white" absolutist philosophy. There are times for seriousness and times for jokes and fun, if you take everything as a joke, then you cause needless harm to others and yourself.

I've aquired a vast collection of nicknames.

Nicknames I've aquired:

The Machine (Because of my apparent thought process, and ridiculously high skill growth, it was made by my friend TH but others have adopted to using it)
The Flash (Because I apparently move faster than most people, my friend BP made this one)
The Devil (Joke moniker made up by my friend HH)
The Ninja (Because I take a martial art and martial arts are an intense interest of mine, I forget if it was made by my friend Allycat or JL)
The Angel (Because I'm generally a good guy, my mom refers to me as this, my friends have the same opinion of me)
The Inhuman (My psychiatrist questioned my humanity because I seem to have a high tolerence to some forms of medication)

He's 13, forming the foundations of his life philosophy, as he gets older he'll iron out the absolutes. It's a good foundation I think.