Looking for a female roommate

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Negolin
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08 Jan 2012, 10:35 am

I live in a house by myself and would like to have a roommate.

I am a 41 year old guy who is semi-tired of living alone.

I have a spare room.

Ria1989
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08 Jan 2012, 11:25 am

You should probably go on a dating website since your preference is to have a female roommate.

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08 Jan 2012, 11:53 am

Moved to Love and dating(unsure wether here or social skills but definately doesnt belong into general autism discussion)

Good luck on your search

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08 Jan 2012, 12:07 pm

haha seriously?

What kind of activities are you planing to do with this roommate? :roll:

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08 Jan 2012, 2:59 pm

I had a female roommate, what's the difference in having a guy roommate?
They pay the bills all the same. And besides if you team up with a guy roommate you can get girls easier! If you get a girl roommate in vein of daily "accident" walk-ins to her bathing hour, sleeping in her bed "by mistake" etc. you'll just get a restraining order and a lawsuit.

Go to a dating site, or find an activity to meet women in a slightly more honest way

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08 Jan 2012, 3:02 pm

JanuaryMan wrote:

I had a female roommate, what's the difference in having a guy roommate?
They pay the bills all the same. And besides if you team up with a guy roommate you can get girls easier! If you get a girl roommate in vein of daily "accident" walk-ins to her bathing six hours, sleeping in her bed "by mistake" etc. you'll just get a restraining order and a lawsuit.

Go to a dating site, or find an activity to meet women in a slightly more honest way

Fixed

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Negolin
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08 Jan 2012, 4:58 pm

i'd rather look at a woman than a man

though there it does not need to be any relationship (ie, platonic).

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08 Jan 2012, 5:00 pm

Yeah, riiight.

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08 Jan 2012, 5:04 pm

Dodge thread.

I wonder if you really want a room mate.

Room mates aren't there to look at, mate. Just admit you want some sort of personal benefit from it.

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08 Jan 2012, 5:11 pm

I have an idea!

Get a stripper as room mate, and make sure to set a pole in her room.

She might want to practice sometimes.

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08 Jan 2012, 5:13 pm

Once I managed to get myself in a situation that I was living with two girls in the same house. That was a nice period. With those girls I managed to chat much more than with my other roommates for some reason. They were also my only roommates with whom I have involved in any social activities. But it was probably not mainly because they were girls, rather they were probably fine people in more general sense... Or who knows...

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08 Jan 2012, 5:20 pm

I am looking for a female shower assistant.

I just need someone to do my back!

Icyclan
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08 Jan 2012, 5:32 pm

This may very well be the most pathetic way to score I've ever witnessed. Coming from an area where people take their dates to pig races, that's saying alot.

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08 Jan 2012, 6:41 pm

I'd like a female bed-mate because I HATE sleeping by myself. I mean sleep literally; sex is NOT required. I can dream

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08 Jan 2012, 6:43 pm

nick007 wrote:

I'd like a female bed-mate because I HATE sleeping by myself. I mean sleep literally; sex is NOT required. I can dream

Women are blanket stealers and midnight kickers the lot of them be careful what you wish for

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08 Jan 2012, 6:46 pm

Vigilans wrote:

nick007 wrote:

I'd like a female bed-mate because I HATE sleeping by myself. I mean sleep literally; sex is NOT required. I can dream

Women are blanket stealers and midnight kickers the lot of them be careful what you wish for

She cant steal the blanket if my arms are around her & she cant kick if my legs are wraped around her's :wink:

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